"Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now. And eventually, if he's worthy, then one day that "now" part is just going to drop away.. naturally. You know."

"Lara Steinick – Ronda"

"Tom Villard – Justin"

"Griffin Dunne – Mr. Bixler"

"Richard Masur – Phil Sultenfuss"

"Anna Chlumsky – Vada Sultenfuss"

"Macaulay Culkin – Thomas J. Sennett"

"Dan Aykroyd – Harry Sultenfuss"

"Jamie Lee Curtis – Shelly DeVoto"

"[hysterical, at Thomas J.'s funeral] And where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses."

"Love Jones - Wedding Band"

"Johnathon Schaech - Leather Coat Guy (uncredited)"

"Georgia Engel - Vera"

"Parker Posey - Judy Webb"

"Johnny Messner as Todd"

"James Mangold - Dr. Greg"

"Lillian Adams - Aunt Frida"

"Eddie McClintock - Michael"

"Jason Bateman - Roger Donahue"

"Chris McConnell: [to Roxanne] Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"

"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad."

"Andy: That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department."

"Oooooooohhhh! This feels just elegant!"

"Doro Merande - Waitress in the vegetarian restaurant"

"Carolyn Jones - Miss Finch"

"Victor Moore - the Plumber"

"Donald MacBride - Mr. Brady"

"Marguerite Chapman - Miss Morris"

"Oskar Homolka - Dr. Brubaker"

"Robert Strauss - Kruhulik"

"Sonny Tufts - Tom MacKenzie"

"Evelyn Keyes - Helen Sherman"

"Tom Ewell - Richard Sherman"

"Marilyn Monroe - The Girl"

"Waitress: Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask their poor suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. Clothes are the enemy. Without clothes, there'd be no sickness, there'd be no war. I ask you, sir, can you imagine two great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely nude? No way of telling friend from foe. All brothers, together."

"Until you are able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder."

"My 3:00 patient jumped out of the window in the middle of his session. I have been running fifteen minutes ahead of schedule ever since."

"Miss Morris, I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours."

"This thing about women and me. I walk into a room. They sense it instantly. I arouse something in them. I bother them. It's a kind of animal thing I've got. Really quite extraordinary."