"Mommy got sick. And it happened just like that. There was nothing anybody could do. It isn't fair. There's no reason. But if we start asking why, we'll go crazy."

"No, that's just my... my wife."

"Tone Man - Narrator (voice)"

"Charlie Murphy (voice) - Lloyd the Dog"

"Alexis Rhee - Ling Ling Wong"

"Marlon Wayans - Buster "Bust-A-Move" Perkin"

"Michael Colyar - Morris"

"Jeanette Miller - Mrs. Coleman"

"Pat Crawford Brown - Mrs. Henderson"

"Anthony Russell - Sam Giovanni"

"Floyd Levine - Abe"

"Katt Williams - Lord Have Mercy"

"Eddie Griffin - Pope Sweet Jesus"

"Cuba Gooding, Jr. - Deion Hughes"

"Clint Powell - Earl Latimore"

"Lester "Rasta" Speight - Blue Latimore"

"Terry Crews - Big Black Jack Latimore"

"China Anderson - young Kate (age 5)"

"Thandie Newton - Kate Thomas, Norbit's best friend, in whom he has a romantic interest."

"Yves Lola St. Vil - young Rasputia (age 17)"

"Lindsey Sims-Lewis - young Rasputia (age 10)"

"Jonathan Robinson - young Norbit (age 17)"

"Austin Reid - young Norbit (age 9)"

"Khamani Griffin - young Norbit (age 5)"

"Eddie Murphy - Norbit Albert Rice / Hangten Wong / Rasputia Latimore"

"Nice Guy. Huge Problem."

"Have You Ever Made A Really Big Mistake?"

"Did somebody just call me a whale?"

"Hell to the no!"

"KATE, FOOL!!"

"That's what your stupid black butt get!"

"It's your birthday?! Oh you think it's your birthday, huh?"

"I'ma show you how a chick go down a slide!"

"[Norbit singing "Tuesday" in the shower] Say Tuesday again, and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!"

"[repeated line] How YOU doin'!"

"That's MY wine cooler!"

"Damn it, Norbit! How many times I gotta tell you, don't be messin' with my car seat?!"

"I didn't touch your seat."

""Bingo! Right in the blowhole!"

"It just like old times. Maybe you two go take poop together."

"Yeah, gonna blow!"

"Whale, ho!"

"Norbit, where you go?! Why you run off?"

""What?! No! Don't be silly. You're married, you're here..."

"Norbit, what are you doing?!"

"I just don't trust you anymore."

"I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice."

"[After seeing Rasputia] Oh, yeah! She's pretty!"

"Wow, that was some nice show, Norbit."