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"Lou Costello — 'Wishy'"
"Kathryn Grayson — Rita Winslow"
"LOU'S in LOVE! AND BUD PONDERS WHO'S the SIMP"
""SENORITA...I'M CRAZY with LOVE FOR YOU"—BUD "HE'S CRAZY ALRIGHT...BUT I'm your DAISY"—LOU"
"Songs: "RIO RITA" "LONG BEFORE YOU EVER CAME ALONG" "UNUSUAL WEATHER" "The SHADOW SONG""
"Lookout Army, watch out Navy, America's No. 1 comics have deserted...Now they're Rummios!"
"John Carroll — Ricardo Montera"
"You ever hear of Bulldog Drummond? I'm his cousin, Cocker Spaniel."
"I don't believe in divorce. I believe in a fight to the finish!"
"Patricia Dane — Lucette Brunswick"
"THERE'S Monkey Business GOING ON!"
"Tom Conway — Maurice Craindall"
"Peter Whitney — Jake"
"Tiffani Amber-Thiessen - Rebecca Melini"
"Jason Bateman - Jesse Travis"
"Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett"
"Steve Hytner - Marty Mark"
"A movie about a relationship...that's worse than yours."
"French Stewart - Seth Winnick"
"Bridgette Wilson - Chelsea Turner"
"Bill Bellamy - Larry Garnett"
"If you can't be with the one you love...make their life a living hell."
"Sometimes the best sex in the world...just isn't worth it."
"An "Un-romantic" romantic comedy."
"Lina Romay — Herself"
"Basil Rathbone — George Adams"
"Bill Goodwin — Professor Willis Evans"
"Jean Porter — Jean Allenwood"
"Esther Williams — Caroline Brooks"
"Xavier Cugat — Himself"
"I'll never write another boogie-woogie tune as long as I live. With you as my inspiration, I can write important music like symphonies and tone poems or sonatas."
"Red Skelton — Steve Elliot"
"Ethel Smith — Ethel Smith - Music Teacher"
"Helen Forrest — Herself - Singer with Harry James and His Music Makers"
"Donald Meek —Chester Klazenfrantz"
"Courtney Manning - Rachael"
"Kym Cannon - Emma"
"Kathrynn Cobbs - Alice"
"Lanea Amick-Mullins - Deb"
"Susan Stark - Susy"
"Caitlin M. Schultz - Claire"
"Amber Bonasso - Miranda"
"Bryan Price - Mark"
"Taylor M. Dooley - Trisha"
"Christa Nicole Wells - Jess"
"Boy Meets Girl. Boy Loses Girl. Boy Meets Girl. Boy Loses Girl. Boy Meets Girl. Any Questions?"
"May I say something? I think Mark’s a genuine, sincere guy with good intentions and a good heart. I think, as I’ve been listening, that you, like all of us, have simply been looking for someone to love the rest of your life. And I don’t think you’re afraid of love. I think it must be scary for anybody to give yourself to someone else with complete confidence. To open yourself up like that. Saying ‘I love you’ is one thing. But it’s really saying ‘I trust you’ isn’t it? I mean, it must be a pretty intimidating thing I think, not knowing what will happen when you throw everything else out the window for somebody. When you truly mean it."
"Finding Love Is One Thing. Knowing Is Another."
"She made me realize the feelings I had for someone else. Someone I should have never let go. I was stuck in a pattern. I was walking away from relationships with girls that I didn’t deserve in the first place. Rachel, Trish, Miranda, they’re all great, and they’re all what I thought I wanted, but uh, when they were ready to get serious I wasn’t. And I ran. But Claire, she was different. Claire was more than everything I wanted. She was everything I needed. We were perfect together. But I ran away from her just like all the others. I ran away only to realize that . . . she was the one that I wanted to run after. It took my relationship with Jess to learn that. It took you guys to realize that. This would have never happened without you."
"Brian Sheridan - Paul"