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April 10, 2026
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"Graeme Garden: "Caspar the Friendly King.""
"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""
"Rule 8 is void."
"Lord Govan's Revised Ruleset"
"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""
"Glasgow Variation: Inversions are permissible but must be sequential and non-linear."
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""
"Players found to be outside the lateral may be placed in Knip at the discretion of the Chair."
"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""
"Graeme Garden: "Ebbw Vale Farm.""
"The Chairman will wipe down all surfaces between rounds as usual."
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Alice Lives Here.""
"Barry Cryer: "Strictly Cwm Dancing.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Gone With The Lentil And Butterbean Stew.""
"Graeme Garden: "Mock the Leek.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "The Land That Time Put In A Safe Place.""
"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""
"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""
"Rob Brydon: "News at Tenby.""
"Barry Cryer: "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoing Live.""
"Graeme Garden: "Let's Hope Nobody Comes and Snatches These Bodies.""
"Phill Jupitus: "The Empire Considers Its Response.""
"Graeme Garden: "Begin Camping.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Will There Be Blood?""
"Graeme Garden: "Who Do You Think Thou Art?""
"Tony Hawks: "Au-pair Winfrey.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "When a lady enters a room, always stand with the words 'Blimey, that one shot me right off me seat!'""
"Sandi Toksvig: "When addressed by a member of British royalty, they prefer for you to answer in German.""
"Barry Cryer: "The Glyndebourne Supremacy.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "When shown baby pictures, take an interest saying things like 'I didn't know you two were cousins!' or 'You know you can do wonders with Photoshop!'""
"Tony Hawks: "Only Fools on Horses.""
"Barry Cryer: "The official greeting for Duchess of Kent is 'I hear you go like a tram!'""
"Barry Cryer: "Toff Gear.""
"Graeme Garden: "Merthyr, She Wrote.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Your mother's very attractive. Your brother's strangely attractive.""
"Barry Cryer: "Your hair looks so natural, particularly the left nostril.""
"Tony Hawks: "Never Mind the Peacocks.""
"Willie Rushton: "That was a lovely evening, and with service charge included, that will cost you 250 guineas.""
"Barry Cryer: "Head Gardeners' Question Time.""
"Willie Rushton: "Your place, or back to the sheltered accommodation?""
"Barry Cryer: "Birds of a Feather... Bang!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Meet the Osbornes.""
"Barry Cryer: "You don't sweat much for a big girl.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "There's something different about you. You're so...alive!""
"Tony Hawks: "Fox News.""
"Graeme Garden: "I would ask you back to my place, but I've got a chainsaw in soak.""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clwyd.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "LOOK OUT! Just my little joke!""
"Tony Hawks: "Instead of Casualty, Formal Tea.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "My Big Fat Gypsy Trespasser.""