Painters From The United States

"If you believe, it doesn’t have to be true."

"The only ass I follow is my own."

"Footprints go unnoticed on a well-worn path."

"The irreplaceable get stuck where they are."

"There’s nothing more dangerous than a good idea."

"No brain, no pain."

"In heaven, no one can hear you dream."

"A full house beats one of a kind."

"You can lead a horse to Harvard but you can’t make him think."

"You can’t part the waters without making some waves."

"I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine."

"If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind."

"The end of the world goes on forever."

"There’s nothing to dream about in heaven."

"You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath."

"In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication."

"Criminals are the product of arrested development."

"Last place is first place in the very next race."

"You can’t judge a book while it’s on fire."

"Familiarity is the enemy of admiration."

"I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned."

"I have an undeveloped photographic memory."

"It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke."

"It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions."

"The human heart beats itself to death."

"Narcissism makes me feel better about myself."

"Education prepares the next generation for life and debt."

"If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road."

"Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven."

"My reflections always get it backwards."

"Art is the canary in the goldmine."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do."

"My heart is in the right place… between my lungs."

"Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job."

"It’s not the journey that weighs you down; it’s the baggage."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"Everyone is dead in heaven."

"There is no right I would not gladly forgo to expand your power."

"A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave."

"You’re only young forever."

"There is nothing more exhilarating than understanding."