Painters From The United States

"The rich don’t start revolutions."

"Last place gets to stay in the race longer."

"Art is the canary in the goldmine."

"Adversity is the mother of contention."

"Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"There’s nothing to dream about in heaven."

"A stream of consciousness leads to an ocean of revelations."

"Every teardrop returns to a cloud."

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"My reflections always get it backwards."

"Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do."

"Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing."

"Criminals are the product of arrested development."

"Patience is wasted on the lazy."

"It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him."

"Being a big fish in a small pond is great until you have to poop."

"The rules always seem to be in the service of someone else."

"A full house beats one of a kind."

"No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven."

"Narcissism makes me feel better about myself."

"The fastest way to the future is to bypass the past."

"I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."

"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"Everyone is dead in heaven."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"Mistakes clear the path for success."

"Memories remake the past, dreams remake the future."

"Being misunderstood is the measure of an artist, being understood is the measure of a man."

"Nobody understands a prostitute better than a politician."

"Mirrors reverse life, memories reverse time."

"The revolution will go unnoticed."

"Patience grows old."

"I only appear selfish to a saint."

"No is a bigger word than I."

"It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward."

"A shadow never sees the sun."

"Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility."

"Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror."

"If the folks back home could see me now, they’d know the surveillance system works."

"The opinions of others are articulated by my inner voice."

"My failure is a window for your success."

"My parents saved me from nonexistence."

"The inevitable only exists through lack of intervention."