First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Vladimir Talashko as Sergey Skvortzov, fighter pilot, Maestro's wingman and best friend"
"Lynn Whitfield - Drill Sergeant Ladd"
"Sleep tight, America! The safety of the free world rests in his hands!"
"Glenn Morshower - Recruiting Sergeant Richard Day"
"Pauly Shore - Private First Class Bones Conway"
"Art LaFleur - First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams"
"Lori Petty - Private Christine Jones"
"Beau Billingslea - Sergeant Daniels"
"Esai Morales - Staff Sergeant Stern"
"Fabiana Udenio - Gabriella"
"Peter Spellos - Mr. Quinn"
"Andy Dick - Private Jack Kaufman"
"David Alan Grier - Private Fred Ostroff"
"Edmund MacDonald — Sgt. Hippo"
"Charles Trowbridge — Colonel Ridley"
"Dick Nelson — Dan Forrester"
"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"
"Sheila Ryan — Ginger Hammond"
"Stan Laurel — Stan"
"Reginald Gardiner — François"
"Charles Middleton — Commandant"
"Jean Parker — Georgette"
"Never during my army career have I been so GROSSLY insulted!! Just WAIT 'til I get my hands on 'em!!!"
"Turn out the guard and place them BOTH under arrest!!"
"The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise."
"HERE'S HYSTERICAL HISTORY!"
"THEY'RE BACK AGAIN...in the most hilarious comedy of their career!"
"(repeated line) Get BACK to work!!"
"I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection. Inspection until 7. Ten minutes for breakfast, you drill until 1 and march until 4."
"You'll HEAR about this later!!"
"There's no use crying over split milk."
"They dish out the dizziest rib-ride of the year!"
"Muriel Evans — Wrong Eddie's Bride"
"Charles Middleton — Welfare Assistance Officer"
"Grady Sutton — The Wrong Eddie"
"Mary Carr — Old Woman With Letter"
"Jacquie Lyn — Eddie's Baby"
"James Finlayson — General"
"Richard Cramer — Uncle Jack"
"Tom Kennedy — Recruiting Sergeant"
"Richard Tucker — Mr. Smith Sr"
"C. Montague Shaw — Wrong Eddie's Father"
"April 1917—when the scratch of a pen on Capitol Hill caused crowns to rattle."
"STAN LAUREL - OLIVER HARDY open up their grandest bag of laughs!"
"LAUGHS? EVEN THE CAST HAD TO HOWL"
"Billy Gilbert — Mr. Hathaway"