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April 10, 2026
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"James Murray - Stephen Hart"
"Douglas Henshall - Professor Nick Cutter"
"Ruth Kearney - Jess Parker"
"Alexander Siddig - Philip Burton"
"Kevork Malikyan β Maximillian Papandrious (Greek pupil)"
"Dino Shafeek β Ali Nadim (Pakistani pupil)"
"Zara Nutley β Dolores Courtney (principal)"
"Tommy Godfrey β Sid the caretaker"
"Iris Sadler β Gladys the tea lady"
"Anna Bergman β Ingrid Svenson (Swedish pupil)"
"Gabor Vernon β Zoltan Szabo (Hungarian pupil)"
"Jacki Harding β Anna Schmidt (German pupil)"
"Ricardo Montez β Juan Cervantes (Spanish pupil)"
"Robert Lee β TarΕ Nagazumi (Japanese pupil)"
"Pik-Sen Lim β Chung Su-Lee (Chinese pupil)"
"Albert Moses β Ranjeet Singh (Punjabi pupil)"
"FranΓ§oise Pascal β Danielle Favre (French pupil)"
"Jamila Massey β Jamila Ranjha (Indian pupil)"
"Barry Evans β Jeremy Brown (English teacher)"
"George Camiller β Giovanni Capello (Italian pupil)"
"C'mon Bust, do yer trick!"
"Evenin' folks!"
"It's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun all the way campers!"
"They've only came in for a warm."
"Times are hard and friends are few. (usually to competition winners)"
"If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya."
"Believe you, me."
"Oh puh-lease."
"Spend it on yourself."
"Oooh, what? Fabulous!"
"Bert, get your finger out your nose and play the V"
"Live at 5 on 4"
"Roll the clip, Bert!"
"put DVD name here> is out now on DVDVDVD."
"Ooooh, by 'eck Lover Dover Clover!"
"It's time for me to get busy on my organ as we play the 'two thousand pound organ game'. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3.."
"Keep up or I get ratty."
"So what more d'ya want?"
"Let me 'ear ya"
"I think it's time for my medication!"
"It's the medication!"
"It's the pills!"
"Don't jump Buster!" (when on edge of desk)"
"Buster, go and play in the Blue Peter garden, but don't dig Shep up."
"On tonight's show it's the one and only..."
"Imagine if an American tourist in a hotel room tuned in now..."
"Oh look it's Windy Miller waving his arm about."
"In a minute Buster is going to jump off here and drag a pensioner around the studio by the hem of her mac."
"I will definitely come and see you in. (insert musical/play name here)"
"It was a great read."