The New Paul O'Grady Show

"Evenin' folks!"

"It's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun all the way campers!"

"They've only came in for a warm."

"Times are hard and friends are few. (usually to competition winners)"

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya."

"Believe you, me."

"Oh puh-lease."

"Spend it on yourself."

"Oooh, what? Fabulous!"

"Bert, get your finger out your nose and play the V"

"Live at 5 on 4"

"C'mon Bust, do yer trick!"

"Roll the clip, Bert!"

"put DVD name here> is out now on DVDVDVD."

"Ooooh, by 'eck Lover Dover Clover!"

"It's time for me to get busy on my organ as we play the 'two thousand pound organ game'. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3.."

"Keep up or I get ratty."

"So what more d'ya want?"

"Let me 'ear ya"

"I think it's time for my medication!"

"It's the medication!"

"It's the pills!"

"Don't jump Buster!" (when on edge of desk)"

"Buster, go and play in the Blue Peter garden, but don't dig Shep up."

"On tonight's show it's the one and only..."

"Imagine if an American tourist in a hotel room tuned in now..."

"Oh look it's Windy Miller waving his arm about."

"In a minute Buster is going to jump off here and drag a pensioner around the studio by the hem of her mac."

"I will definitely come and see you in. (insert musical/play name here)"

"It was a great read."

"I'm not gonna do the rules today cos I can't be bothered."

"Riff Raff. (referring the audience)"

"Behave or I'll chuck / throw / sling me tea over you" (to audience)"

"Raise the roof for (guest name)"

"Oh come on Buster, we're leaving!"

"Now don't go and send me in (random food product Paul mentions he likes)"

"Some of us are born on the sunny side of the bed, some of us on the dark side. ~ On the Paul O’Grady Show, Channel 4 television, 7th Oct. 2009"