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"Fred MacAulay: "I've got another Elton John one, Pure Rocket, Man.""
"Tony Hawks: "For the one who might listen to The Stranglers, Gordon Brown.""
"Susan Calman: "We all live near a Trident Submarine.""
"Barry Cryer: "If I Had A Hammer, I'd toss it in the morning.""
"Susan Calman: "Sunday Bloody Herald.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Jambalaye-aye-aye-aye.""
"Susan Calman: "Shiny Happy Peebles.""
"Barry Cryer: "Cabers, everybody needs good cabers.""
"Tony Hawks: "Pishing On A Star.""
"Susan Calman: "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't From Paisley?""
"Fred MacAulay: "I'm a Bobby Girl.""
"Tony Hawks: "Walk Like A Glaswegian.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Hit Me Baby One More Time And I'll Break Your F***ing Jaw.""
"Sandi Toksvig: "Don't Let the Sunbed Go Down On Me.""
"Miles Jupp: "I'm Still Stansted.""
"Richard Osman: "By the Rivers of Basildon.""
"Barry Cryer: "And now, Southend is near...""
"Richard Osman: "Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man.""
"Sandi Toksvig: "Don't Look Back in Ongar.""
"Richard Osman: "I Want to Braintree.""
"Sandi Toksvig: "Nothing Like a Virgin.""
"Richard Osman: "Vajazzle Be the Day.""
"Miles Jupp: "Is This the Way to Thurrock Services?""
"Richard Osman: "It's Rainham Men, hallelujah! It's Rainham Men!""
"Barry Cryer: "Amazing Grays.""
"Miles Jupp: "Leigh-on-Sea, when you're not strong...""
"Jan Ravens: "Don't Go Breaking My Scart.""
"Barry Cryer: "Shaddap Your Interface.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Uber-Cabbing-Fragile-Existence-Exploiting-All-The-Drivers.""
"Jan Ravens: "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother Multi-Functioning Jet Printer With Bypass Tray.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Eight Days a Geek.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Love Me Tinder.""
"Barry Cryer: "Please Retweet Me, let me go.""
"Jan Ravens: "Kindle in the Wind.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Am the Virus, coo-coo-ca-choo.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "When I'm Cleaning Windows.""
"Barry Cryer: "Turn It On and Off and On Again.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "HDMI Will Always Love USB.""
"Jan Ravens: "iTouch Myself.""
"John Finnemore: "Hey Hey We're the Monkfish.""
"Barry Cryer: "Bohemian Anchovy.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Whelk Kipper Welcome in the Eel Side.""
"Miles Jupp: "Like a Sturgeon.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crash Bang Scallop, what a pilchard.""
"Miles Jupp: "I Should Be So Guppy.""
"John Finnemore: "Wake Up Little Sushi.""
"Miles Jupp: "Tell me why I Don't Like Barramundis.""
"John Finnemore: "Saturday Night's Alright for Whiting.""
"Miles Jupp: "I'm a Shoal Man.""
"John Finnemore: "I See You Baby, shaking that bass.""