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"Rupert Everett - Oberon"
"Michelle Pfeiffer - Titania"
"Kevin Kline - Nick Bottom"
"Get to the Bottom of Love."
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
"Love makes fools of us all."
"Hold on to Your Heart. Cupid is Armed and Dangerous."
"No epilogue, I pray you, for your play needs no excuse. Never excuse, for when the players are all dead, there need none to be blamed."
"Merry and tragical? Tedious and brief? That is hot ice and wondrous strange snow."
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
"I am your spaniel. And Demetrius, the more you beat me, I will fawn on you. Use me - but as your spaniel. Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, but give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you."
"[repeated line] Oh, spite. Oh, hell."
"[last lines] If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here. While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: If you pardon we will mend. Else the Puck a liar call. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends."
"Up and down, up and down, I will lead them up and down. I am feared in field and town. Goblin lead them up and down."
"Come, my lord, and in our flight. Tell me how it came this night. That I sleeping here was found. With these mortals on the ground."
"Nature is not made in the image of man's compassion."
"Sheila Robbins — Dr. Hockstader's Secretary"
"Maria Britneva — Lucy"
"Joan Young — Sister Felicity"
"Patricia Marmont — Nurse Benson"
"Mavis Villiers — Miss Foxhill"
"Gary Raymond — George Holly"
"Mercedes McCambridge — Mrs. Grace Holly"
"Albert Dekker — Dr. Lawrence J. Hockstader"
"Montgomery Clift — Dr. Cukrowicz"
"Elizabeth Taylor — Catherine Holly"
"Katharine Hepburn — Mrs. Venable"
"My son, Sebastian and I constructed our days. Each day we would carve each day like a piece of sculpture, leaving behind us a trail of days like a gallery of sculpture until suddenly, last summer."
"Sebastian said, 'Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well.'"
"Most people's lives, what are they but trails of debris - each day more debris, more debris... long, long trails of debris, with nothing to clean it all up but death."
"Strictly speaking, his life was his occupation. Yes, yes, Sebastian was a poet. That's what I meant when I said his life was his work because the work of a poet is the life of a poet, and vice versa, the life of a poet is the work of a poet. I mean, you can't separate them. I mean, a poet's life is his work, and his work is his life in a special sense."
"I've buried a husband and a son. I'm a widow and a... Funny, there's no word. Lose your parents, you're an orphan. Lose your only son and you are... Nothing."
"[being sedated] Who was it that said we were all a bunch of kindergarteners trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks?"
"Truth is the one thing I've never resisted."
"Is that what love is? Using people? And maybe that's what hate is - not being able to use people."
"This is Barry Champlain reminding you that sticks and stones can break your bones, but words cause permanent damage."
"Earl Hindman - Chet / Black John / Jerry (voice)"
"Tony Frank - Dino"
"Zach Grenier - Sid Greenberg"
"Robert Trebor - Jeffrey Fisher / Francine"
"Linda Atkinson - Sheila Fleming"
"Michael Wincott - Kent / Michael / Joe"
"John Pankow - Dietz"
"Alec Baldwin - Dan"
"John C. McGinley - Stu"
"Leslie Hope - Laura"
"Metro Wave Broadcasting is a giant media corporation specializing in broadcast radio. It has 357 affiliate stations in the United States and Canada. Two minutes ago I received a phone call from the man who controls those 357 stations, the president of Metro Wave Broadcasting. He asked me if Metro Wave could pick up this show, pick up Barry Champlaign for national syndication, beginning Monday night. I've had these offers before, and I've been asked in the past if I could ever soften my touch, go a little easier, and my answer has always been the same; Take it or leave it. He took it. And so, beginning Monday night, this show, Night Talk, begins national broadcasting. That means the nation is listening. You better have something to say. I know I do."
"Ellen Greene - Ellen"
"Eric Bogosian - Barry Champlain"
"Barry and I worked together for over seven years. And whenever you threatened him over the air, man, he would stick it right back in your face. It was like his dick was flapping in the wind and he'd like to see if he could get an erection. The guy had a little dick, but he liked to flap it out there. Then they cut it off, so now he's dead. I don't know if you understand my analogy, but it's the clearest one I can make."