"Miss Rose: The building attached to the ground in which the body lies is no longer used for Christian worship, so whether it is still a Churchyard is debatable."

"Willow: Some things in their natural state have the most vivid colours."

"Harbour Master: Much has been said of the strumpets of yore Of wenches and bawdyhouse queens by the score But I sing of a baggage that we all adore The landlord's daughter."

"[while being burned alive in a Wicker Man] Oh, God... I humbly entreat you for the soul of this, thy servant, Neil Howie... who will today depart from this world. Do not deliver me into the enemy's hands... or... put me out of mind forever. Let me not undergo the real pains of Hell, dear God, because I die unshriven... and establish me... in that bliss... which knows no ending... through Christ... our Lord. [screaming] JESUS!! JESUS!!!"

"[singing] The Lord's my shepherd; I'll not want. He makes me down to lie in pastures... Oh, God."

"[upon seeing the Wicker Man] OH GOD!! OH JESUS CHRIST!!!"

"Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?"

"Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A small child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult."

"Do sit down, Sergeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent."

"I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins, They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God, Not one of them kneels to another, or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth."

"Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man, L-I-V-I-N."

"Nicky Katt - Clint Bruno"

"Parker Posey - Darla Marks"

"Deena Martin - Shavonne Wright"

"Jason O. Smith - Melvin Spivey"

"Ben Affleck - Fred O'Bannion"

"Christin Hinojosa - Sabrina Davis"

"Joey Lauren Adams - Simone Kerr"

"Milla Jovovich - Michelle Burroughs"

"Cole Hauser - Benny O'Donnell"

"Shawn Andrews - Kevin Pickford"

"Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia Dunn"

"Matthew McConaughey - David Wooderson"

"Anthony Rapp - Tony Olson"

"[repeated line] Alright, alright, alright!"

"Adam Goldberg - Mike Newhouse"

"Michelle Burke - Jodi Kramer"

"Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson"

"Wiley Wiggins - Mitch Kramer"

"Rory Cochrane - Ron Slater"

"Jason London - Randall 'Pink' Floyd"

"You better get your priorities straight"

"See It With A Bud"

"Weed rules."

"It was the last day of school in 1976, a time they'd never forget... if only they could remember."

"Cynthia Dunn: I call it the "every other decade" theory. The 50's were boring. The 60's rocked. The 70's, my god, they obviously suck. So maybe the 80s will be like, radical. I figure we'll be in our 20's and hey, it can't get any worse."

"Darla Marks: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

"Clint Bruno: I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Looks like we're almost outta beer."

"Carl Burnett: We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time."