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"Mind you, even I didn't guess that at once... extraordinary."
"They talk about flat-footed policemen. May the saints protect us from the gifted amateur."
"Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh"
"Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh"
"Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh"
"Jackie Swanson as Amanda Hunsaker"
"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"
"Tom Atkins as Michael Hunsaker"
"Mitchell Ryan as Gen. Peter McAllister"
"Gary Busey as Joshua"
"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"
"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"
"[Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV] Goddamn Christmas!"
"[stealing a man's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?"
"Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know."
"[last lines] I'm too old for this..."
"[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!"
"[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way."
"General McAlister, time for you to die."
"I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!"
"[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit."
"[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!"
"[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here."
"Maybe there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?"
"[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."
"Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present."
"[holding his wife's wedding photograph, sniffling, after deciding not to kill himself] I miss you... [cries] Victoria Lynn. [sobs, then sighs and sniffles] Hey, that's silly, isn't it? [6 seconds later] I'll see you later. [throws wedding photograph on the floor] I'll see you much later."
"I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."
"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!"
"Two cops. Glover carries a weapon. Gibson is one. He's the only L.A. cop registered as a LETHAL WEAPON."
"If these two can learn to stand each other... the bad guys don't have a chance."
"Sam the Dog as Sam the Dog"
"Burbank the Cat as Burbank the Cat"
"Sally Field as KTLA Reporter (uncredited)"
"Grand Bush as Boyette"
"Jack Thibeau as McCaskey"
"Al Leong as Endo"
"Blackie Dammett as Drug Dealer #3"
"Jason Ronard as Drug Dealer #2"
"Jimmie F. Skaggs as Drug Dealer #1"
"Lycia Naff as Dixie"
"Ed O'Ross as Mendez"
"Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)"
"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"
"Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice"
"Warren Beatty - Dick Tracy"
"When do we eat?"
"I'm on my way!"
"Flattop: [shooting a wall with a machine gun]: EAT LEAD TRACY."
"Mrs. Trueheart: You have to understand Tess, that Dick Tracy is a hard man on himself. He could get elected President of the United States and complain that he was relegated to a desk job."