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"(narrating) I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me."
"(narrating) Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself."
"(narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great."
"(narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people."
"You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look cheap."
"These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!"
"Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from!"
"I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat."
"They multiply by masturbation."
"I believe Louisiana is the Pelican State."
""I was on my gazebo, on the roof, making some repairs, and I was struck by lightning...and I've had migraine headaches and blurred vision ever since then but praise the Lord that was my lucky day because ever since then, I've had the healing power. Amen, God bless you. Thank you very much. Good night. Yes? What happened? Yes?"
"What can I do to y- for you?"
"I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it."
"(narrating) Figuring out that the guy who dropped my watch in the swamp was the same guy who stole it at the morgue didn't take Sherlock Holmes... Larry Holmes could've figured that one out."
"It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man."
"Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit."
"(narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it."
"James Woods - Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz"
"Robert De Niro - David 'Noodles' Aaronson"
"As boys, they made a pact to share their fortunes, their loves, their lives. As men, they shared a dream to rise from poverty to power. Forging an empire built on greed, violence and betrayal, their dream would end as a mystery that refuse to die."
"As boys, they said they would die for each other. As men, they did."
"Deborah Gelly: I read books, I want to learn everything, I want to know everything. Doesn't it make sense to have plans?"
"Frankie Minaldi: [introducing the gang to Joe] Here they are, "The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse"! Did you happen to see that movie, Joe? It's a good movie."
"Chicken Joe: [as he and another thug are torturing Jimmy O'Donnell] I don't give a *shit* about you and your Socialist workers!"
"Dominic: [dying words after being shot by Bugsy] Noodles, I slipped!"
"Police Chief Aiello: I'm the chief of police, not the chief of the people."
"This country's still growing up. Certain diseases, you're better off having when you're still young."
"You know, if we listened to you, we would still be out rolling drunks."
"When you've been betrayed by a friend, you hit back."
"Some we give them the good life, others we give it right up the ass."
"I'm not that type of guy, besides if I hit you, I'm afraid you'd like it."
"I haven't had a gun in my hands for many, many years. My eyes aren't what they used to be, even with the glasses. My hands shake. And I wouldn't want to miss."
"You see, I have a story too, Mr. Bailey. I had a friend once. A dear friend. I turned him in to save his life. He died. But he wanted it that way. Things went bad for my friend, and they went bad for me, too."
"You'll put up, and you'll shut up! You hear nothing, and you see nothing! Just like you did for Bugsy!"
"I hope the investigation turns out to be nothing; it'd be a shame to see a lifetime of work go to waste."
"Why was that a surprise? You can always pick the winners at the starting gate - the winners and the losers. Who woulda put a penny on me?"
"Joe Pesci - Frankie Manoldi"
"Elizabeth McGovern - Deborah Gelly"
"You're my meal ticket, Marty. If you leave, it's just me and Barry in a room, and I'm trying to explain what the hell it is I do around here."
"Do I look like I'm negotiating?"
"I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you buy! Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for eighty grand and a three year contract. I'm the easiest part of your problem, and you're gonna kill me?"
"You're so fucked. Here, let me get a picture while I'm at it."
"Terry Serpico – Iker"
"Robert Prescott – Verne"
"Bill Raymond – Gabe Zabel"
"Julie White – Mrs. Greer"
"Denis O'Hare – Mr. Greer"
"Austin Williams – Henry Clayton"
"Merritt Wever – Anna"
"Ken Howard – Don Jeffries"