"As the world becomes more and more confusing, we tend to focus on the things that are right there in front of us while ignoring the massive forces that actually change and shape our lives. And, with people working longer and longer hours for less and less, when we do have free time, the last thing we want is complicated analysis on our government, lobbying, international trade agreement, and tax bills. So it's no surprise that, when a monotone, bureaucratic Vice President came to power, we hardly noticed as he achieved a position of authority that very few leaders in the history of America ever had."

"Mark Gatiss – John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough"

"Oh it is fun to be queen sometimes!"

"I like when she puts her tongue in me."

"Some wounds do not close; I have many such."

"STOP! [gets up out of her chair] ENOUGH! [yells out of the window] STOP! BEGONE! I COMMAND IT! [music ends as violinists leave the garden] LEAVE!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! [conductor stops and bows to the queen]"

"[to Robert Harley] Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later."

"Did you just look at me? Did you!? Look at me. Look at me! [the servant looks at her] HOW DARE YOU!? CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

"Jenny Rainsford – Mae"

"There are limits to what one can give."

"[After a colleague asks if he is alright after having fallen to the ground] I'm having a heart attack, you idiot."

"Michael Lerner - Solomon Schlutz"

"David Kang - Clive"

"Steve Park - Clive's father"

"Simon Helberg - Rabbi Scott Ginsler"

"Yelena Shmulenson - Dora"

"Fyvush Finkel - Traitle Groshkover"

"Ari Hoptman - Arlen Finkle"

"George Wyner - Rabbi Nachtner"

"Adam Arkin - Don Milgram"

"Amy Landecker - Mrs. Vivienne Samsky"

"Katherine Borowitz - Mimi Nudell"

"Allen Lewis Rickman - Velvel"

"Sari Lennick - Judith Gopnik"

"Fred Melamed - Sy Ableman"

"Michael Stuhlbarg - Lawrence "Larry" Gopnik"

"Richard Kind - Arthur Gopnik"

"Aaron Wolff - Danny Gopnik"

"Embers is not the forum for legalities, Larry."

"Jessica McManus - Sarah Gopnik"

"The Jolly Roger is the appropriate course of action. It has a swimming pool. It is eminently habitable."

"Alan Mandell - Rabbi Marshak"

"Mere sir my sir?"

"The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on. So it shouldn't bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term."

"[shouting into the lion's mouth] Pinocchio!"

"Iron bars do not a prison make... but they sure help, eh, Doc?"

"We're also available for picnics, lodge meetings, children's parties, and smokers."

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester and Tweety."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny, Nero the Lion, and Elephant Trumpeting."

"Naomi Watts as Additional Voices"

"Al Mancini and Larry Moss as Fishes"

"Charles Bartlett as a Cow"

"Michael Edward-Stevens as a Horse"

"Nathan Kress as Easy and a Tough Pup"

"Miriam Margolyes as Fly the Border Collie"

"Hugo Weaving as Rex the Border Collie"

"Eddie Barth as Nigel the Bulldog and Alan the Mastiff"

"Bill Capizzi as Snoop the Beagle"