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April 10, 2026
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"Creagen Dow - Sheep"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Stan"
"Brian Baumgartner - Eric"
"Patrick Van Horn - Darryl"
"Skyler Gisondo - Connor McVie"
"Steve Wiebe - Jim"
"Jack Donner - Grandpa"
"Colleen Camp - Aunt Donna"
"Carol Kane - Aunt Sarah"
"Dwight Yoakam - Pastor Phil"
"Katy Mixon - Susan McVie"
"Tim McGraw - Dallas McVie"
"Jon Favreau - Denver McVie"
"Kristin Chenoweth - Courtney"
"Mary Steenburgen - Marilyn"
"Jon Voight - Creighton"
"Sissy Spacek - Paula"
"Robert Duvall - Howard McVie"
"Reese Witherspoon - Kate"
"Vince Vaughn - Bradford "Brad" McVie"
"Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)"
"His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day."
"Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore."
"You really can't spell 'families' without lies. Try it."
"My childhood was like The Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!"
"[as Joseph in the Nativity play] My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant."
"Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!"
"Cory Monteith - Madison's Date"
"Nicola Peltz - Mackenzie"
"Garry Chalk - Sheriff Dave"
"Sean O'Bryan - Mayor Young"
"Kal Penn - Amit Sayid"
"Vu Huynh - Kid Next Door"
"Shannon Ostrom - Bystander"
"SuChin Pak - Herself"
"Jill Krop - Herself"
"Gillian Vigman - Gerta"
"Fred Armisen - Gustave"
"Jackie Burroughs - Mrs. Ryor"
"Jorge Garcia - Wallace"
"Josh Hayden - Ben Hall"
"Kelly Aldridge - Emily Hall"
"Sabrina Aldridge - Ashley Hall"
"Dylan Blue - Carter Finch"
"Alia Shawkat - Madison Finch"
"Kristin Davis - Kelly Finch"
"Kristin Chenoweth - Tia Hall"
"Matthew Broderick - Steve Finch"
"Danny DeVito - Buddy Hall"
"The brightest holiday comedy of the year! (DVD)"