"[pleading to Gromit, as he turns into a Were-Rabbit] You gotta help me, Gromit! HIDE ME! ANYTHING! Before it's to late! [fells down to the floor] LAD!!!"

"Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower. (pause) Oh come on, lad! What are you waiting for? Turn on the weight for. Full suction."

"[at the Academy Awards of his and Gromit's movie, presented by Reese Witherspoon] Ooh! I do like a bit of Gorgonzola."

"I'm just crackers about cheese."

"Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit? Watching me shape. Ha Ha, there's a good dog."

"Lovely food, for rabbits, that is."

"Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

"It's a veritable...vegetable...paradise."

"[to Gromit] Er, what's up, dog?"

"[first lines] Ho-ho! Cracking job, Gromit! Hang in there, ol' chum!"

"In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen."

"Geoffrey Palmer - Fallast"

"Wolf Kahler - Felipe Arc-en-Ciel"

"Ken Campbell - Stephen Pipe"

"Gerard Thoolen - Van Meegeren"

"Guusje Van Tilborgh - Caterina Bolnes"

"Agnes Brulet as Beta Bewick"

"Jim Davidson - Joshua Plate"

"Joss Ackland - Van Hoyten"

"Frances Barber - Venus de Milo"

"Eric Deacon - Oliver Deuce"

"Brian Deacon - Oswald Deuce"

"Andréa Ferréol - Alba Bewick"

"Pregnant women are notoriously unreliable. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion."

"Imagine that, the body - in all its delicious detail - fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs."

"Colm Meaney - Morgan the Goat"

"Hugh Vaughan - Thomas Twp Too"

"Tudor Vaughan - Thomas Twp"

"Harry Kretchmer - The Grandson"

"Ieuan Rhys - Sgt Thomas"

"Robert Pugh - Williams the Petroleum"

"Kenneth Griffith - Rev. Robert Jones"

"Ian Hart - Johnny "Shellshocked" Jones"

"Ian McNeice - George Garrad"

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you are going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? [Nick nods head] Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me."

"We're gonna do a proper decoration job. I want the grey skies of London illuminated. I want that house painted red."

"This white shite thinks he can steal my cannabis and sell it back to me? He's got less brains than you, Lenny! Get Nick, the greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, round here now, if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet!"

"Mr. Breaker. Today, my name is Mr. Breaker!"

"What do you want, a medal? I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back!"

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it."

"Cupid, stupid!"