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"Impossible rules, endless regulations. Who goes up, who goes down? And why?"
"[Traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life."
"[Whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole."
"Gavin Rossdale – Balthazar"
"Pruitt Taylor Vince – Father Hennessy"
"Max Baker – Beeman"
"Djimon Hounsou – Midnite"
"Shia LaBeouf – Chaz Kramer"
"Rachel Weisz – Angela Dodson/Isabel Dodson/Mammon"
"Keanu Reeves – Jonny Constantine"
"The wager between heaven and hell is on Earth."
"Hell wants him. Heaven won't take him. Earth needs him."
"Possessed Girl: Papatayin natin siya."
"Midnite: [laughing, to John, regarding Chaz] Take him, John. Kill him after."
"Midnite: [shouts] You know the rules of my house! [normal voice] While here, you will abide by them."
"Midnite: [after learning of Constantine's cancer] I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling."
"Father Hennessy: Hey, John, I think I found you one."
"Chaz Kramer: [last words] You're right, John. It's not like in the books."
"Chaz Kramer: [to midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's the rat in a dress now, bitch?"
"Chaz Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole."
"Beeman: [his last lines] I know you never had much faith, John, you never had much reason to. But that doesn't mean we never had any faith… in you."
"Balthazar: [as he chokes John to death] Don't fight it, Johnny boy, enjoy it."
"Balthazar: [after being sprayed with Dragon's Breath] Fire? I was born of this!"
"Balthazar: Word is… you're on your way down. Fresh meat. [puts fingers in his mouth, hisses, and leans forward] Finger lickin' good."
"No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live. You will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live…"
"So what do you want? An extension?"
"When my sister and I were little, we'd leave messages with light and breath."
"I always denied I could see."
"[Voice over] I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die—twice—just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works in mysterious ways. Some people like it… some people don't."
"[As Midnite holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one playing by the rules, Midnite. And while you've been imitating Switzerland, people are dying. [Midnite lets him slump to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way."
"Peter Stormare – Lucifer"
"Tilda Swinton – Gabriel"
"Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there and you can hear me, show me the way... show me the way."
"Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me, Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. I want to live again. Please, God, let me live again."
"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
"[Inscribed in a copy of Tom Sawyer] "Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings, Love Clarence.""
"[to George] Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You were going to go out and conquer the world! You once called me a warped, frustrated, old man. What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little clerk, crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help."
"[after Potter says George was unfit for military service] After all, Potter, some people like George HAD to stay at home. Not every heel was in Germany and Japan."
"They're making memories tonight!"
"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! How could it be anything else?"
"It's a wonderful laugh! It's a wonderful love!"
"They're going steady...straight to your heart!"
"I wish I had a million dollars! Hot Dog!"
"Jimmy Stewart - George Bailey"
"Donna Reed - Mary Hatch Bailey"
"Henry Travers - Clarence Odbody"
"Lionel Barrymore - Mr. Henry F. Potter"
"Thomas Mitchell - Uncle Billy"
"Todd Karns - Harry Bailey"
"Gloria Grahame - Violet Bick"