"[to Dr. Cliff Patel] This is what I believe to be true. This is what I learned in the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining."

"You might not have experienced the shit that I did — but you loved hearing about it, didn't you? You are afraid to be alive! You're afraid to live! You're a hypocrite! You're a conformist! You're a liar! I opened up to you and you judged me! You're an asshole! You're an asshole!"

"I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I'm empty! I have nothing!"

"John Ortiz - Ronnie"

"Chris Tucker - Danny McDaniels"

"Julia Stiles - Veronica"

"Shea Whigham - Jake Solitano"

"Brea Bee - Nikki Solitano"

"Anupam Kher - Dr. Cliff Patel"

"Francis X. Bushman – Mr. Tyson"

"Ellen Corby – Miss McCardle"

"Nella Walker – Maude Larrabee"

"Joan Vohs – Gretchen Van Horn"

"Marcel Dalio – Baron St. Fontanel"

"Marcel Hillaire – The Professor"

"Humphrey Bogart – Linus Larrabee"

"Audrey Hepburn – Sabrina Fairchild"

"William Holden – David Larrabee"

"...the chauffeur's daughter who learned her stuff in Paris!"

"[voiceover] I have learned so many things, Father. Not just how to make vichyssoise or calf's head with sauce vinaigrette, but a much more important recipe. I have learned how to live, how to be in the world and of the world, and not just to stand aside and watch. And I will never, never again run away from life, or from love, either."

"Paris is for lovers. Maybe that's why I stayed only 35 minutes."

"Walter Hampden – Oliver Larrabee"

"All's fair in love . . . with Sabrina Fair and her men!"

"John Williams – Thomas Fairchild"

"Martha Hyer – Elizabeth Tyson"

"[talking to his dog Arthur at a dog park] Go and have experiences with your own people. I'll be right here. I'm a human. I'm not a dog. And you're a Jack Russell, and that's a breed. Your personality was created by this guy John Russell, who was a hunting enthusiast in the 1800's. And he bred your ancestors for their stamina and their courage for the hunt. You think you're you and you want to chase the foxes, but... other people planted that in you years ago, and now, somewhat arbitrarily you're considered very cute by us humans. And we keep breeding you not to- not to chase foxes, but to be cute. And we put you in television shows, and movies, and- And you're chasing tennis balls because they're as close to a fox as you're gonna get."

"[talking to Anna on the phone who uses beeps to talk] I've always wanted to have a phone call with someone who doesn't talk."

"Ewan McGregor - Oliver"

"China Shavers - Shauna"

"Christopher Plummer - Hal"

"Mélanie Laurent - Anna"

"Cosmo - Arthur"

"Goran Višnjić - Andy"

"Mary Page Keller - Georgia"

"Alex Rocco - Sol Siler"

"Chris Isaak - Uncle Bob"

"Giovanni Ribisi - Chad"

"Ethan Embry - "T. B. Player," a.k.a. The Bass Player"

"Obba Babatundé - Lamarr"

"Liv Tyler - Faye Dolan"

"Larry Antonino - Scott "Wolfman" Pell"

"Bill Cobbs - Del Paxton"

"Holmes Osborne - Mr. Patterson"

"Charlize Theron - Tina Powers"

"[to Jimmy over his anger at his "He's engaged!" tagline during the Hollywood Television Showcase performance] I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."

"Tom Hanks - Mr. White"

"Tom Everett Scott - Guy "Shades" Patterson"

"Johnathon Schaech - James "Jimmy" Mattingly II"

"Steve Zahn - Leonard "Lenny" Haise"