"You done stuffed my wagon full t'bustin' with non-essentials! Look at all this! Cinnamon, Oregano, Cilantro, what in cockadoodle is cilantro?! [picks up a batch of lettuce] What is this?"

"I got your four basic food groups! [holds up 3 fingers] Beans, bacon, whisky, and lard!"

"[serves everyone the same, nondescript slop] Come and get it! For the appetizer, Caesar salad, escargot, and yer Oriental spring rolls."

"Danging lightning-bugs done bit me on my sit-upon. Somebody's gonna have to suck out this poison. Don't everybody jump up at once."

"[on seeing Atlantis from afar] Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!"

"[about the Atlanteans behind their masks] I seen this back in the Dakota. They can smell fear just by lookin' at ya. So keep quiet."

"[Gives Milo more food] Yer so skinny, if you turned sideways an' stuck out yer tongue, yu'd look like a zipper!"

"Saddle up, partners! Bring jerky and ammo!"

"I ain't so good at speechifyin'...but I want you to have this. It's the bacon grease from the whole trip."

"[first words] Close your eyes, Kida! Look away!"

"[To Rourke] You presume much to think you are welcome here."

"Your heart has softened, Kida. A thousand years ago, you would have slain them on sight."

"You will destroy yourselves."

"[About Kida] She has been chosen. Like her mother before her."

"[last words] Return the crystal. Save Atlantis. Save my daughter. [stop breathing and dies]"

"[last words] Kida! Just leave it! There's no time! [before she dies]"

"Plato: [text displayed at the beginning of the movie] ...in a single day and night of misfortune, the island of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea."

"Squad Leader: Sergeant, Keep those people back!."

"Sergeant: You heard him, step back! [pushes Milo back when he is angry]"

"Mr. James: I swear, that young Thatch gets crazier every year! [looks for Milo Thatch]"

"Mr. Hickenbottom: If I ever hear the word "Atlantis" again, I'll step in front of a bus!"

"Board Member: Good lord! There he is!"

"Mr. Harcourt: You want to go on an expeditions? [tosses Milo a coin] Here. Take a trolley to the Potomac and jump in! Maybe the cold water will clear your head. Heinz!"

"Squad B: Yes, sir!"

"Atlantis is waiting..."

"Michael J. Fox - Milo James Thatch"

"Police Academy"

"Police Academy: Mission to Moscow"

"Police Academy 6: City Under Siege"

"Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach"

"Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol"

"Police Academy 3: Back in Training"

"Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment"

"Christopher Walken — Colonel Cutter"

"Phil Proctor — The One Worker"

"Mickie McGowan — Ants"

"Sharon Stone — Princess Bala"

"Sylvester Stallone — Corporal Weaver"

"Grant Shaud — The Foreman"

"Paul Mazursky — The Psychiatrist"

"John Mahoney — Grebs"

"Jennifer Lopez — Azteca"

"Gene Hackman — General Mandible"

"Danny Glover — Staff Sergeant Barbatus"

"Jane Curtin — Muffin "Muffy" the Wasp"

"Anne Bancroft — The Ant Queen"

"Dan Aykroyd — Chip the Wasp"

"Woody Allen — Z Marion-4195"

""The general." (Mandible tagline)"

""Best friend." (Weaver tagline)"