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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Patti Deutsch - Trixie"
"Jennifer Darling - Berkeley"
"Charlie Adler - Jammett"
"Well, sometimes, in the middle of the night, I burst into flames."
"Neil Patrick Harris - Max"
"Dorian Harewood - Moze"
"Are we men or are we mice?!"
"We're mice."
"[sneaks into the Oval Office with Max] Too bad the last guy left. All he ever did in here was sleep."
"How bout'... if we drug them?! How bout'... if we blew his freaken brain's out?!"
"Yeah, but we're mice with a gun!"
"Pete (voiced by )"
"If you don't mind me saying, you look like hell."
"!Jewcano! (voiced by )"
"Non-Stop (voiced by Keith Lal)"
"Fasto (voiced by )"
"Knowledge is very important Max. Socrates once wrote that it is the only good and ignorance the only evil. Excuse me... I'm gonna explode."
"Joe (voiced by )"
"Dr. Wang, Chinese Human Calculator (voiced by )"
"El Jefe (voiced by Nick Puga)"
"Carlito Rodriguez - Chino"
"Riggs Morales - Karaz"
"I used to play Q*Bert all the time, Pac-Man too. Now I played Metal Gear Soild."
"Karaz, Look what you did now! (pauses) Tech, Just play something 'till I get this fixed!"
"Okay, people! Time to make the bagel! And 5, and 4, and 3, 2, Action!"
"We're on the air here."
"Quanzilla - Scooter"
"Less yapping, more rapping."
"Karaz, You pulled the wrong plug!"
"I don't think you guys should've done that. The Man's not gonna like it!"
"Scratch - DJ Tech"
"Yo, Tech! That ain't cool, Man!"
"How you doing this to me, Scooter?!"
"Hey, What about me?!"
"We got a hot show for ya today."
"You know DJ Tech needs no introductions."
"Damn, I'm glad that's over! Hey, Scooter! You're gonna stop giving us these whack-ass videos."
"Aw, Hell on earth, what the hell is this?!"
"That's my girl right there, Yeah! You go Missy!"
"Don Killbride - voiced by"
"Satan - voiced by"
"Mandy Hellman - voiced by Tracey Fairaway"
"Tina Hellman - voiced by"
"Pazuzu - voiced by"
"Balthazor Hellman - voiced by"
"HJ & BJ Kuntz / Fan #2 / Various Background Characters ()"
"Valartak Mimlark - voiced by"
"Jeena Wadska / Worker #1 / Girl #1 / Various Background Characters ()"
"Dirk Kirk "Turk" / Lifeguard / Deputy / Loser at the Bar / Various Background Characters ()"
"Winthrop Aguilera Wadska / Bingo Player #2 / Bank Teller / Various Background Characters ()"