"Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Peters and for years I've not been able to control my unpleaseant and embrassing CNE but thanks to taking Provolanaproxalidamine-C, five times per day. My sheets, my bed, and my wife are all dry again."

"Doctor: Well there's really two ways to treat CNE. The first and easist is the simply examine your relationship with your wife."

"Mayor: It's what we like to call Irritable Semen Syndrome. That would explain the burning and the rash."

"Tom: Tom Peter's phone."

"Tom: Ok here we go. Alright let's take it from the top. 1,2,3,4 (singing) You're guaranteed to sleep. If we don't ask for you customer code, your second mattress is half-"

"Mayor: Wow Lou, I gotta tell you this is just one heck of a."

"Tom: (sighs) Alright here we go again. Now Saxman just try and focus with me here. Action!"

"Mayor: Wow Tom this is really what I had in mind. Great video, great directing."

"Tom: Mayor."

"Tom: This is gonna be delicious are they, Friends?"

"Tom: (crying in fetal position on the floor of The Mayor's office) I want my son back!"

"Dr. Ian Black: Steven, I've been reviewing your charts and I think I may have a solution for your sticky problem."