"I'm... I'm sorry, Sis... This Mario is the only person who's ever been kind to me... Mario! I'm fighting by your side from now on! I've... I've made my choice! And I'm not turning back!"

"Your name and body were stolen? Oh, well I guess that happens from time to time."

"Oh, you haven't heard, lady? Champs NEVER give up!"

"Gonzales, what's our move? This looks bad..."

"Whoa!!! Where's Grodus?!?"

"Hoooo... That was a doozy. At least we rocked that guy's world, am I right? Now, let's save Peach!"

"Ugh... This room creeps me out, man. It's just... wrong. What IS this chamber?"

"Let's leave these wusses, Gonzales..."

"Man, we clear one freaky room just to find another... This area is almost like an underground city, huh? What IS this place?"

"Whoa, this place is nasty... but we don't have a choice! We've gotta cruise through and save Peach before this whole cataclysm happens! C'mon, Gonzales!"

"Gonzales, let's rock!!!"

"Whoa! You hear something just then?"

"Gonzales! That tears it, man! We just gotta save Peach! For TEC, too!"

"...We got it, TEC."

"Whoa! That was AWESOME! Man, who knew adventurers got to do stuff like THAT!"

"We finally made it, Gonzales! Let's find that Poshley Sanctum place that the prof was talking about, huh?"

"What IS that gnarly thing? ...Whoa! Gonzales, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"Ah, morning of a new day! I love it! It's so cool and brisk, too! I love THAT!"

"Aw, yeah, the Excess Express! This is so deluxe, man! The three days to Poshley Heights are gonna be over just like THAT!"

"Are you crazy?!? I heard stories about that guy, and he sounds like a loon! Man... Well, whatever, I guess. If we gotta, we gotta, right? Let's do this, Gonzales."

"Hey, I heard you had to be all rich or famous to get a ticket for that train!"

"Get to the point, Prof! How do we get to this Snobville, anyway?"

"Oh, man! Aren't there oodles of rich and famous people living in that place?"

"Cool! Let's cruise back and check in with the prof!"

"Rock ON! That princess is pretty rad, huh? Wow! We ought get to work, too!"

"Gonzales! That's you, bud! That's gotta be an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"OK, Gonzales! That's our cue! Let's break out of here and head for the door!"

"They're gonna do all right here, I think. Yeah. Let's break out, Mario."

"Yeah! Yeah! We whipped him! That loser won't get in our face for a while, for SURE!"

""You out there in front of the TV"? Did this guy go nuts, or what?"

"Admiral Bobbery!!! Yesss!"

"Gee... What a downer. I guess that's a pretty good reason for hating the ocean..."

"Drop the act, Super 'Stache! We already found out that you're Admiral Bobbery!"

"That's IT? That's all you got? Man, this guy was a wimp! That wasn't even fair! Well, who cares, right? We got the Crystal Star, so let's get out of here."

"Whoa, come on! THIS guy is the monster they mayor was freaking out about?"

"Whoa! The gate guy's gone! ...Oops! Nope! Not gone! The stubborn dude's a pig! Well, hey, that's actually pretty sweet for us! No pig's gonna get in our way!"

"Whoa! The bell rang, Mario! Doesn't that mean someone's gonna... Boy... I'm psyched it wasn't my turn to get pigged."

"Whoa, are you serious? That's gotta be the Crystal Star! Gotta be!"

"Not gonna happen, Gramps. We're looking for something really important. Maybe you've heard of it. It's a star-shaped rock called a Crystal Star."

"Whoa! That was the craziest thing I've ever seen! What's going on in this weirdo town?"

"Hey! That shows us where the fourth Crystal Star is! Can't that Frankly guy read it? That'd be cool, but first we better tell him what Princess Peach's e-mail said, right?!?"

"Those dudes wanna rule the world? That would stink!"