"That trailer is running on 7000 screens this weekend, committing us to opening every place in the world on the same date, which means we'd better get started. ~ James L. Brooks"

"We've taken script security to the point of lunacy, although it helped that we wrote it in Aramaic. ~ Mike Scully"

"This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say. ~ James L. Brooks"

"I can absolutely guarantee that this film will far exceed the wildest expectations of every Simpsons fan. Start lining up at the theater now, preferably in costume. ~ Al Jean"

"The movie is a result of the very singular vision of 11 people. ~ Mike Scully"

"It has been rough. We worked at it for a long time and then found out that Snakes on a Plane was doing the same story. ~ James L. Brooks"

"Harry Shearer – Scratchy, Mr. Burns, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Skull, President Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Smithers, Toll Booth Man, Guard, Otto, Kang"

"Hank Azaria – Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Carl, Cletus, Bumblebee Man, Male E.P.A Worker, Dome Depot Announcer, Kissing Cop, Carnival Barker, Counter Man, Apu, Dredrick Tatum, Sea Captain, E.P.A Passenger, Robot, Dr. Nick Riviera"

"Yeardley Smith – Lisa Simpson"

"Nancy Cartwright – Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders, TV Daughter, Woman on Phone"

"Julie Kavner – Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Patty Bouvier"

"Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson, Itchy, Barney, Grampa, Stage Manager, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Mayor's Aide, Multi-Eyed Squirrel, Panicky Man, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, E.P.A Official, Kissing Cop, Bear, Boy on Phone, NSA Worker, Officer, Santa's Little Helper, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Groundskeeper Willie"

"For Years, Lines Have Been Drawn...And Then Colored In Yellow."

"See Our Family, And Feel Better About Yours."

"People! I have an important announcement. I have been working on a new acid-firing super-drill that can cut through anything. [pointing] It's right there...just outside of the dome."

"[Springfield has been trapped inside a dome]"