"So...you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once the rich white man is in control! I have two buttons behind this desk: one will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother."

"I was tricked by an idiot!"

"You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."

"That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options."

"Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels."

"Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about."

"[Lisa has a girl talk with Marge about Colin] I still haven't told you the best part! He cares about the environment! No! I still haven't told you the best part! He's got an [with a heavy Irish accent] Irish brogue! [In normal voice] No, wait, I still haven't told you the best part! He's not imaginary!"

"[poking mutant squirrel's eyes] Jab him-jab him-jab-jab-jab!"

"But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you."

"[whips dogs while using them for dog-sledding] Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! [jumps from one slope to the other side] Jump! Jump! Land! Land! [while dogs rest] Rest! Rest! [while dogs running again] Run! Run! [after stopping for the night] Now I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and just- [the dogs maul him] That's my whipping arm! [the dogs abandon him] Oh, why does everything I whip leave me?"

"Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad."

"Eh, just passing the time."

"Wait! But if you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!"

"You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun."

"EPA, EPA! It's all come true."

"Okay, here it goes. Homer, I've always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say, "Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.""

"[watching ad] That's where Springfield is!"

"What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right, Grampa?"

"Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did."

"[sings while playing with his pig]"

"Karl Wiedergott – Man, E.P.A Driver"

"A. Brooks – Russ Cargill"

"Tress MacNeille – Sweet Old Lady, Colin, Agnes Skinner, Nelson's Mother, Pig, Crazy Cat Lady, Female E.P.A Worker, G.P.S. Woman, Cookie Kwan, Lindsey Naegle, TV Son, Medicine Woman, Girl on Phone"

"Pamela Hayden – Milhouse Van Houten / Rod Flanders / Jimbo"

"Marcia Wallace – Mrs. Krabappel"

"Russi Taylor – Martin Prince"

"Maggie Roswell – Helen Lovejoy"

"Phil Rosenthal – TV Dad"

"Billie Joe Armstrong Tré Cool Mike Dirnt – Green Day"

"Joe Mantegna – Fat Tony"

"Tom Hanks – Himself"

"We're very excited about the performances in this movie. Come next Oscars, we think it's going to be Milhouse's night. ~ Matt Groening"

"Since 2001 we had been working to get a script that would be worthy of people actually paying to see the Simpsons. ~ Matt Groening"

"We've been running a little behind schedule, but only by about 15 years. ~ Matt Groening"

"If I were feeling any more pressure, I'd be a diamond. ~ Al Jean"

"We're going to put some fake plots out there just to make things interesting. ~ James L. Brooks"

"The idea of the movie is that all of us who ran the show at one point, and who have been there from the beginning come together as the writing team for this movie. ~ James L. Brooks"