"[sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now? {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anybody here but me have a problem with this?""

"[Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."

"Are YOU addressing I?"

"You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!""

"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

"All this is a show. And when the music stops, the rest is silence."

"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

"You do everything wrong! [Buffy begins to apologize] No....Do it wrong."

""Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick"."

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything.""

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy... [about her future career as a 'Buyer']"

"MGM puts the 23rd century in the palm of your hand."

"A movie that begins where your imagination ends."

"Imagine a world where each and every day is the best day of your life...until you turn 30."

"The only thing you can't have in Logan's world is your 30th birthday...Unless you run away...And Logan is 29."

"Welcome to the 23rd century. A perfect world of total pleasure...with just one catch."

"I'm more than machine or man. More than a fusion of the two."

"Welcome, humans! I am ready for you! Fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea. Fresh as harvest day. Overwhelming, am I not? Are you, too, startled? Am I too removed from your ken?"

"Why did you want to see my hand earlier, show me yours. [Logan opens his left hand, revealing his embedded clear life-clock.] Oh my. [Jessica does the same, showing hers] Can I have one of those?"

"You know, they've each got three names. Yes. The naming of cats is a difficult matter, It's just not one of your holiday games; You may think at first that I am mad as a hatter, When I tell you that each cat's got three different names. See, they got their ordinary name and then they got their fancy name. And that makes two names, doesn't it? And now it's got a third name. Can either of you two guess what that third name is? (beat) Come on! (beat) Above and beyond, there's one name that's left over, and this is the name you never will guess. The name that no human research can discover, but the cat itself knows, and never will confess."

"Those cracks in your face, do they hurt?"

"Upon seeing the gravestones: 'Beloved husband.' 'Beloved wife.' I wonder what it means."

"I hate outside! I hate it! I hate it!"

"What's the matter with you? He's a runner! He's blinking! We must help anyone who asks. We must! Or we're the same as they are, deciding who lives and who dies!"

"You thought I wouldn't find you, didn't you? You thought I'd quit, huh? What did you do to him? You know what he was? He was a Sandman. He was happy. You ruined him. You killed him."

"Logan! Listen to me! I'm your friend. I understand. We all go crazy once in a while. Nobody knows except me. I won't tell. I could have turned you in. I didn't. But she's a runner. But it's over. Terminate her! Now! You're a Sandman! Now, Logan! Now!"

"It's crazy. He could have renewed on Carousel. Now he's finished forever. Why do they run?"

"You know, when you question, it slows you down."

"You know, Logan, you wonder a lot. Too much for a Sandman."

"Just so many people want it to exist, so many people who don't want to die... They want it so much that a place called Sanctuary becomes real. But it doesn't exist. It never existed. Just... just the hope."

"That sweet madman. How could he come to exist?"

"I've never killed in my life. Sandmen terminate runners."

"A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream."

"Do I look 50 to you?"

"[watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable."

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."

"It will be here sooner than you think."

"Boy, y'know, every time I see 'Hole in the Wall' again, it's like seeing it fresh for the first time, and every time that happens, I keep asking myself the same question, 'How can I be so damn stupid as to keep comin' back here?'"

"Sheriff Ray Bledsoe: You know, you should have let yourself get killed a long time ago when you had the chance. See, you may be the biggest thing that ever hit this area, but you're still two-bit outlaws. I never met a soul more affable than you, Butch, or faster than the Kid, but you're still nothing but two-bit outlaws on the dodge. It's over, don't you get that? Your time is over and you're gonna die bloody, and all you can do is choose where."