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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Anton Yelchin — The Albino Pirate"
"Brendan Gleeson — The Pirate with Gout"
"Ashley Jensen — The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate"
"Al Roker — The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens"
"David Schneider — Scarlett Morgan"
"Mike Cooper — Admiral Collingwood"
"Mitchell Mullen — Game Show Host"
"Tom Doggart"
"Sophie Jerrold"
"Sophie Laughton"
"Kayvan Novak"
"David Schaal"
"David Schneider"
"Benjamin Whitehead"
"Peter Lord"
"Are you going to... Are you going to enter again?"
"I'd take a jellyfish in the face of that man."
"And that beard of yours, it drives me, crazy."
"Congratulations, Pirate Captain, Nobody deserves this more than you."
"Really?, If you've got so much booty, Then how come you're still sailing that old wreck?"
"Peg-Leg, You pile of squid bait, Check it out, lubbers, The world's biggest diamond, That's baby's got my name on it."
"Hello, Boys. You're probably all wondering, If I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful. Well, I am."
"[writing in his journal] Journal of Charles Darwin. Day 93 aboard the Beagle. I have today discovered a new kind of barnacle, which I have categorized as in the order of Pygophora. I'll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy. [a few cannonballs whiz through his office; continues writing in his journal] And now I'm being attacked by pirates."
"(from the trailer) You see I told you."
"Stephen Merchant - Paris"
"Matt Lucas - Benny"
"Ashley Jensen - Nanette"
"Patrick Stewart - a statue of William Shakespeare"
"Maggie Smith - Lady Bluebury"
"Jason Statham - Tybalt"
"Michael Caine - Lord Redbrick"
"Emily Blunt - Juliet"
"James McAvoy - Gnomeo"
"A little adventure goes a lawn way."
"A timeless feud. A forbidden love. An epic battle."
"Every day they sit and wait. But when we're away their adventure begins."
"Such a big hat, for such a small gnome."
"William Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!"
"Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are."
"Juliet's in danger?!"
"Chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger..."
"Oh, I'm sure scared!"
"I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is."
"[when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!"
"Oh, that wall."
"You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do ya? What wall?"
"You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would ya?"
"Ooh, that felt good."
"Well, if it isn't little big-hat Benny. Mess with our garden, will ya?"
"We're gonna have a smashing time!"