First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Hey Arnold!: The Movie (2002)"
"Jonah & Eve Sheffield (Maxwell & Fran's twin son & daughter)"
"Grace Sheffield (Maxwell's daughter and Fran's stepdaughter)"
"Fran Sheffield (Maxwell's 2nd wife)"
"Fred, Taxi Driver, Store Owner, Dog, Dog's Owner, Various Background Characters - voiced by"
"Maggie Sheffield-Brolin (Maxwell's daughter and Fran's stepdaughter)"
"Catbert - voiced by"
"DilMom, Female Cop, Various background Characters - voiced by"
"Martin, Jerry, Various background Characters - voiced by"
"Michael Brolin (Maggie's husband)"
"Kyle - voiced by"
"Dogbert, Announcer - voiced by"
"Bob the Dinosaur, Prison, Cop#2 Various background Characters voiced by"
"Brighton Sheffield (Maxwell's son and Fran's stepson)"
"The Pointy-Haired Boss, Officer#1, Monty, Various Background Characters - voiced by"
"Carol and Lena, Female Bank Teller, Various background Characters voiced by"
"Ratbert and Asok, Judge, Various background Characters - voiced by"
"Loud Howard, Bike Worker, Gang Member, Doctor, Various background Characters - voiced by"
"Dilbert, NewsReporter, Salesman, Little Dilbert, Various Background Characters - voiced by"
"Maxwell Sheffield"
"Wally, Mascot, Wally's Father Various Background Characters - voiced by"
"Alice, Worker, MailWoman, Various background Characters - voiced by"
"Sam Seder - Fenton Mulley"
"Laura Silverman - Linda"
"Eugene Mirman - Eugene"
"Emo Phillips - Shannon"
"Louis C.K. - Andrew Small"
"Janine Ditullio - Paula Small (2001-2004)"
"Melissa Bardin Galsky - Melissa Robbins, Various"
"Ron Lynch - Mr. Lynch"
"Brendon Small - Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Ken and Junior Addleburg, various"
"Paula Poundstone - Paula Small (1999)"
"H. Jon Benjamin - Jason Penopolis, Coach John McGuirk, Perry, Various"
"Jonathan Katz - Erik Robbins"
"Make him SQUEAL!"
"(A statue of Duke chanting) All hail Duke! Duke is life!"
"Bazooka Duke says CHEW ON THIS!"
"That's it! I'll run for president! Drop a whole mess a' bombs and put Merle Haggard on the Supreme Court!"
"I can do anything I want. If I want Citizen Kanes last word to be "schwing," then that's what it's gonna be! I'm a god I tell you! A go-- (Clutches his chest in pain, falls to the floor and believes he is dying) Rosebud ... I mean "schwing!""
"(Picks up his cell phone) Get Webster on the phone. (On the phone with Noah Webster) Noah, how are you doin'? It's Duke. How much would it cost to make "Quyzbuk" a word? I don't know what it means, uh, how about "a big problem?" Great! How about that other word I invented, "Dukelicious?" No one's using it? What a Duketastrophe."
"Vote for Duke! Vote for Duke! Vote for Duke! ... VOTE FOR DUKE!"
"Jay, you got a very valid point. But on the other hand, shut up!"
"(On the phone) Hello Jay, this is your boss. I've just obtained legal permission to hunt men for sport, and I wondered if you'd like to come to my ranch tomorrow. Bring your jogging shoes."
"I came here to swallow my pride, admit I was wrong, and beg you to come back to work for me again. But then I figured I'd take a moral shortcut and write you a check."
"(While watching the Pulitzer Prize ceremony) This is the worst production of Porgy and Bess I’ve ever seen."
"Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert! How-buh are-buh you-buh do-bing?"
"Why the hell do you have to be so critical?"
"(About his new movie) Do you know how much it costs to get Saddam Hussein to play himself?"
"What is this? Annoy The Billionaire Day?!"
"(Watching Jay on TV) On this TV, I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot. (Puts his foot over Jay's nose) Look, see? Isn't that incredible?"