"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?"

"[to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want."

"Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!"

"Take off, you hoser."

"Let me try, I'm a genius."

"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend …"

"I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it."

"[to Pam] If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

"The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers."

"[to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer] My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like he…"