"The internet may be a threat to those in charge but it's also their greatest weapon. Every single thing you do on the internet is monitored: every e-mail you send, every website you visit, every picture you look at on your wife's Facebook - all of it. And George Orwell predicted that Big Brother would be watching us one day, but what he didn't predict is that we'd create Big Brother ourselves and then willingly give ourselves over to it."

"You see, the thing about the belief in conspiracy theories is that you can't disprove them. You can't prove that there aren't secret masters trying to control and manipulate us."

"Aaron Poole - Aaron"

"James Gilbert - Jim"

"Alan Peterson - Terrance"

"Brian McConnachie - Ted"

"Tom Harvey - The Inspector"

"Douglas Campbell - Henry Green"

"Len Doncheff - Jack Hawkland"

"Buddy the Dog - Hosehead"

"Chris Benson - Hospital Orderly"

"Mel Blanc - voice of Father McKenzie"

"[to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer] My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!"

"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?"

"[to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want."

"Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!"

"Take off, you hoser."

"Let me try, I'm a genius."

"Hey, we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh? That means you owe us a free case."

"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

"I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it."

"[to Pam] If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

"The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers."

"See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh?"

"Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

"Fire Chief: [after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it] It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me."

"Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle..."

"The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune."

"Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie"

"Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie"

"Max von Sydow - Brewmeister Smith"

"Lynne Griffin - Pam Elsinore"