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"[to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer] My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!"
"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?"
"[to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want."
"Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!"
"Take off, you hoser."
"Let me try, I'm a genius."
"Hey, we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh? That means you owe us a free case."
"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."
"I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it."
"[to Pam] If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."
"The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers."
"See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh?"
"Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"
"Fire Chief: [after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it] It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me."
"Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle..."
"The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune."
"Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie"
"Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie"
"Max von Sydow - Brewmeister Smith"
"Lynne Griffin - Pam Elsinore"
"Angus MacInnes - Jean "Rosie" LaRose"
"Paul Dooley - Uncle Claude"
"Brian McConnachie - Ted"
"Mel Blanc - voice of Father McKenzie"
"Tom Harvey - The Inspector"
"Douglas Campbell - Henry Green"
"Len Doncheff - Jack Hawkland"
"Buddy the Dog - Hosehead"
"Chris Benson - Hospital Orderly"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.