"Beverly Hills. The most beautiful women in the world. Plastic surgery. What do those three things have in common? Me,…"

"I'm in the Twilight Zone."

"[to Nurse Packer] Okay, let's get something straight right now. I got eight years of higher education. I got one year…"

"[to Dr. Hogue] Listen doctor, I've got a boy here in cardiac crisis. You can't treat that with Coca-Cola or Bisquick.…"

"[to Dr. Stone, after skinny-dipping in the lake] You can blink now."

"Well, nice work, Hollywood. You were just about to crack open the chest of a 6 year-old boy to cure a case of diarrhe…"

"[while being examined] Check Hollywood for knives. I don't want him operating in case I sneeze or something."

"Nurse Packer: [reading from a note left by Doc Hogue] "When to call me, you've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separate…"

"Michael J. Fox - Dr. Benjamin Stone"

"Julie Warner - Vialula/"Lou""