Splatter Films

"Timothy Balme - Lionel Cosgrove"

"You'll laugh yourself sick!"

"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!"

"Some things won't stay down... even after they die."

"...and this little zombie stayed at home!"

"The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!"

"The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!"

"Gone with the Blood..."

"The rot has set in...."

"Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!"

"Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]"

"Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!"

"Step right up you greebo bastards!"

"She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!"

"Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"

"[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!"

"What we need is another war!"

"I kick arse for the Lord!"

"Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"

"The Devil is amongst us!"

"I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!"

"Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars."

"[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive..."

"[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!"

"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."

"That's my mother you're pissing on."

"Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."

"We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam."

"King of the swing."

"[To Óli] Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?"

"Rick Hoffman - The American Client"

"Jennifer Lim - Kana"

"Jana Kaderabkova - Svetlana"

"Barbara Nedeljakova - Natalya"

"Jan Vlasák - The Dutch Businessman"

"Eythor Gudjonsson - Óli"

"Derek Richardson - Josh"

"Jay Hernandez - Paxton"

"What is the worst can happen."

"Try not to puke."

"Inspired by true events."

"[To Paxton verbally abusing her with misogynistic obscenities] I get a lot of money for you. That makes you MY bitch."

"King of the swing!"

"Hæ, þetta er Óli, leggðu inn skilaboð og ég hringi í þig. (Hi, this is Oli, leave a message and I'll call you)"

"Hello, Mark. If you are so sick, then why do I have so many photos of you up and about? Let's put your so-called "illness" to the test. Right now, there's a slow acting poison in your veins. The antidote is inside the safe; the combination to the safe is written on the wall. Hurry up and program it in, but watch your step. By the way, that's a flammable substance smeared on your body, so I would be careful with that candle if I were you... or all the people you've burned with your act just might have their revenge."

"Tobin Bell - John Kramer/Jigsaw"

"Shawnee Smith - Amanda Young"

"Makenzie Vega - Diana Gordon"

"Monica Potter - Alison Gordon"

"Michael Emerson - Zep Hindle"