"The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes."

"I think the gruel is ready!"

"Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!"

"I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!"

"That's the end of those weekend cowboys!"

"[after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses."

"The bastards have landed!"

"[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there."

"I'm born again!"

"I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]"

"Eat lead sucker!"

"Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!"

"What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"

"The headshot's the only true stopper."

"Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!"

"I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run!"

"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"

"Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!"

"Harry Sinclair - Roger"

"Elizabeth Mullane - Rita"

"Lewis Rowe - Albert Matheson"

"Glenis Levestam - Nora Matheson"

"Murray Keane - Scroat"

"Jed Brophy - Void"

"Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder (The Fighting Priest)"

"Brenda Kendall - Nurse McTavish"

"Ian Watkin - Uncle Les"

"Elizabeth Moody - Vera Cosgrove"

"Diana Peñalver - Paquita María Sánchez"