""Okay, since you can't destroy the universe or control minds anymore... can we go home? All this commotion has made me extra hungry." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""So... you're still not letting us go home? What a spoil-sport!" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

""Sorry not sorry, mister, but I broke your machine. So we can stop fighting now, right?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

""You said a lot of scary words, mister!" (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""No. You keep getting in MY way. No backsies!" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

""Ahhh... I don't like the pink anymore. Help!" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""Awww... I guess that means playtime's over. You're gonna stop being a bad guy and send us home, right?" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""If you were having as much fun as I am, you'd keep playing too!" (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"

""You're me? That's strange. You're not what I see when I look in the mirror." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"

""Wheee hee heeee!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"

""I don't know what just happened, but it sure was pretty" (finding out Vlad was a clone)"

""I didn't touch your feet!" (first encounter, after win)"

""Uh, I'm a sea star. I don't have knees." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"

""Awww... what'd you go and do that for?" (after losing)"

""You don't scare me, Mr. Ghost. I'll make sure you leave everyone's brains alone!" (first encounter)"

""Het. Where're you going? Did I miss something?" (after win)"

""But where's the candy? You said there was candy!" (after losing)"

""Is this a concert? Let me get my mayonnaise!" (before fight)"

""I play a mean belly, don't I?" (after win)"

""That was horrible!" (after losing)"

""Hey! Nice helmet! Where'd you get it?" (before fight)"

""That means I get my 5 wishes now, right?" (after win)"

""Am I gonna become a ghost too? Sounds like fun!" (after losing)"

""Not before you grant me three wishes. Take it or leave it" (before fight alt)"

""Leedle-leedle-leedle-leee!!!"' (before fight)"

""I won! I won!" (after win)"

""Awww... you don't play nice"’' (after losing)"

""Hi! I like your crown!!" (before fight)"

""Yeaaaaah! It's so shiny!" (being given a present)"

""Um... did you hear about my brain being stolen?" (after a moment of silence between the two)"

""..." (saying nothing after her response to him "looking through the wrong end of his eyes")"

""Oh sorry, I must have been looking through the wrong end of my eyes." (being told that she is standing right in front of him)"

""It's Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! It's me... Patrick. Can you see me? I'm over here!!" (first encounter)"

""Woohoo! That was fun! And it's okay if I lose my memory. I wouldn't remember anything anyway!" (after beating Clockwork)"

""Was that a happy sound or a sad sound, Gary? Huh, it's hard to tell" (after talking to Vlad Plasmius)"

""I still don't understand you, Gary. But do you know what I understand less? Why the bad guy is here!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)"

""HAHAHAHAHA... I don't get it." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)"

""Awww, Gary. You say the nicest things. Uh... what did you just say?" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)"

""Ha ha ha! I have no idea what you're saying Gary, but I know hilarious when I hear it!" (first encounter)"

""Hey Gary! Are we back home already? No... I guess not." (first encounter)"

""Does this mean it's time for lunch?" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

""Uh, you mean you knew this all before and didn't say anything?" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"

"Goody! You're back. Now we can go home!" (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"

""My name's... not... Riiiccckkkk!!!" (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

""Why you're a cheating, cheaty cheat!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)"

""Another fight? Awww... do I have to?" (Rematch with Clockwork)"

""I guess time wasn't on my side" (After being defeated by Clockwork)"

""Well, if that's what happens when you have a brain, I'm kinda glad I don't have one." (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"

""It's pretty tasty, but I've had better at the Krusty Krab. Now come back to the stardial place and get better!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""Uh, can I pick truth instead?" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"