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April 10, 2026
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"Barnacles! I am not having a very good best day ever. (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"
""For a ghost, you're not so scary. It's over with and now you have to send our friends back home!" (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"
"'It's good to have a plan... unless the plan is to do bad things!' (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"
"'Hahahaha! I'm afraid your machine doesn't work anymore. Time to give up!' (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"
"'Nice try! We can't both be saving everyone!' (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"
"'I have to stop you. If I do, I earn a Good Noodle Star!' (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"
"'Umm... other ghost... a little help please.' (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"
"'I hope you've learned a valuable lesson here and stop what you're doing. Now send everyone home.' (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"
"'I'll come back as many times as it takes. Like I did with my boating lessons!' (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"
"'You don't scare me. I've been practicing my kah-rah-tay!' (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"
""Yikes!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"
""Wait a minute. Can you even clone a ghost?" (finding out Vlad was a clone)"
""Maybe you should've started your day with a healthy breakfast!" (first encounter, after win)"
""I would, but I don't want to scrape my knees.' (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"
"'Waaaaaahhhh!!' (after losing)"
""I'll stop you all right, or my name isn't SpongeBob SquarePants. And it is!" (first encounter)"
""Uhh... Huh?" (after defeating King Jellyfish)"
""Oh, well... thank you for having me!' (after win)"
""Awww... does this mean I do get a turn with the piñata?" (after losing)"
""I'd better get ready to use my spin technique!! Aiaiaiaiaaaaiiii!!!" (before fight)"
""Now that we're done, wouldn't you like a nice Krabby Patty?" (after win)"
"'(panicked babbling)' (after losing)"
"'Er.... wouldn't you rather go jellyfishing instead?' (before fight)"
""Whew! I'm glad I get to keep my soul. I'm pretty attached to it." (after win)"
"'I don't have to get in that little bag of your labeled Souls, do I?' (after losing)"
"'You're the real Flying Dutchman? Can I get your autograph?' (before fight alt)"
"'Now now, Mr. Dutchman. I only came on board your ship to tell you how scary it was to board your ship!' (before fight)"
"'Just because I beat you doesn't mean we can't be friends' (after win)"
"'Looks like I gotta brush up on my jellyfishing.' (after losing)"
""I'm gonna need a bigger net!" (before fight)"
""I suppose without boats, it must be hard to know what to do with yourself. You must feel adrift... or you would if there was any water. Hahahahahahaa!!" (in response to her realising that there is no water in the area)"
""You're right, Mrs. Puff. There's no water either. So how could there be boats?!" (being told that she isn't teaching lessons)"
""Did the ghost ask you for boating lessons? I didn't know you did private tutoring!" (wondering if she is teaching boating lessons)"
""Mrs. Puff! You're here, too?" (first encounter)"
""Thank you, Gary! I know we had a lot of fun, but I'm in the mood to get back to Bikini Bottom and do some plain ol' jellyfishing" (after beating Clockwork)"
""I agree, Gary! I can do it! We can do it!" (after talking to Vlad)"
""Good question, Gary. I can't imagine how or why the bad guy ended up here!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)"
""Good catch, Gary! You're so smart!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)"
""Thanks, Gary! You're always inspiring me to do better and better!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)"
""You are so right, Gary. And don't worry, when this over, I'll give you lots of Snail Bites!" (first encounter)"
""Gary! Now that you're here, I don't have to feel quite as homesick!" (first encounter)"
""I'd like to thank Sandy for teaching me ka-rah-tay!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"
""Why didn't you just say so before?" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"
"You're back! You ARE back, aren't you?" (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"
""Well then, I guess it's time to take it up a notch." (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"
""Hey wait a minute. That wasn't fair!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)"
""We have to stop fighting! I broke a nail last time!" (Rematch with Clockwork)"
""Maybe I lost, but I still had a... good time" (After being defeated by Clockwork)"
""To quote my friend Sandy, "You're nuttier than a fruitcake stuffed with peanut brittle!" (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"
""But smashing isn't wonderful. It's terrible! You have to stop this and come back to the Stardial. You'll be your good self again!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"