"[last lines] I can feel your incriminations. And your judgment. And I am fine with it. You want to be loved, go be a movie star. The world is as you find it, you gotta deal with that reality, and there are monsters in this world. We saw 3,000 innocent people burned to death by those monsters. And yet you object when I refuse to kiss those monsters on the cheek and say "pretty please." You answer me this: what terrorist attack would you have let go forward so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella? I will not apologize for keeping your families safe. And I will not apologize for doing what needed to be done, so that your loved ones can sleep peaceably at night. It has been my honor to be your servant. You chose me, and I did what you asked."

"As the world becomes more and more confusing, we tend to focus on the things that are right there in front of us while ignoring the massive forces that actually change and shape our lives. And, with people working longer and longer hours for less and less, when we do have free time, the last thing we want is complicated analysis on our government, lobbying, international trade agreement, and tax bills. So it's no surprise that, when a monotone, bureaucratic Vice President came to power, we hardly noticed as he achieved a position of authority that very few leaders in the history of America ever had."

"Matthew Jacobs – Antonin Scalia"

"Christian Bale – Dick Cheney"

"[After a colleague asks if he is alright after having fallen to the ground] I'm having a heart attack, you idiot."

"Don McManus – David Addington"

"(About his girlfriend Tristen's death) It was all an accident! I swear to Christ it was all an accident!!"

"(To a tour guide in the woods) Your balls will fall off in three days!"

"(Upon being asked if Tristen will be OK) I don't know."

"That's right, my friends. For two glorious days and nights we will be walking the same path that the Witch herself once walked. Following the same path where her victim's blood was split, possibly using your own souls in the process."

"(About Kim) She's a little weird. She thinks she's psychic or some shit."

"(About their destination) The ruins of Rustin Parr's house."

"Look, I'm just really stressed out, OK!?!"

"(To Kim) I can smell fear on you!"

"(To Stephen) But you can't understand, because you're so afraid! Just like those pathetic little children from the Blair Village."

"(About The Blair Witch Project) I couldn't see the movie when it first came out, because I was... (Pauses) In hospital. But since I was released, I have seen it, like, seventeen times."

"Widdershins! Undo the Evil."

"(To Peggy) Keep your change!"

"(Reciting) Naiga kcab era sdik eht. (Reversal of The kids are back again)"

"(About tourists in Burkittsville) And when people come to my town, they come up to me and hug me, like, they say "It's real, man" and I'm like "Yeah, I know it's real too, dude". We've got a bond, man, like a connection."

"(To a German tourist) Just give us till dawn and we're out of here. We're cold, we're tired, and we're a little freaked out. We saw something at the Coffin Rock today."

"Erica Leerhseen - Erica"

"Stephen Barker Turner - Steven Ryan Parker"

"Jeffrey Donovan - Jeff Patterson"

"(To Peggy) Am I going to have a problem with you, too?"

"Well, can you tell the bitch at the cashier to do her fucking job!"

"(Repeated line) Earth, Air, Fire, Water!"

"Tristine Skyler - Tristen"