Runaway Bride (film)

"Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers."

"Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me."

"So, um, may be you and I should, you know, what do you think, Huh?"

"A toast to, uh to Maggie's family and friends. May you find yourselves the bulls-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices. And may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes."

"You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit."

"There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up."

"Dear Editor: Greetings from the sticks. Perhaps you believe that a rural education is focused mainly on hog calling and tractor maintenance rather than reading. Why else would you print a piece of fiction about me and call it fact? I suppose Mr.Graham was too busy thinking up slanderous statements about how I dump men for kicks to bother with something silly like accuracy in reporting, which is understandable because with a man-eater like me on the loose, who has time to check facts? That's why I was surprised to find Mr. Graham's editor was a woman. Call me a sentimental fool, but I sort of hoped we man-eaters could stick together. Anyway, I'm just dropping you big-city folk this little note to say that I have thought of a ritual sacrifice that would satisfy my current appetite: Ike Graham's column on a platter. Yours truly, Maggie Carpenter. P.S., I have enclosed a list of the gross factual misinterpretations in your article. There are fifteen."

"Julia Roberts - Margaret "Maggie" Carpenter"

"Richard Gere - Homer "Ike" Eisenhower Graham"

"Joan Cusack - Peggy Flemming"

"Héctor Elizondo - Fisher"

"Rita Wilson - Ellie Graham"

"Paul Dooley - Walter Carpenter"

"Christopher Meloni - Bob Kelly"

"Lisa Roberts Gillan - Elaine from Manhattan"

"Donal Logue - Priest Brian Norris"

"Reg Rogers - George "Bug Guy" Swilling"

"Yul Vazquez - Dead Head Gill Chavez"