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April 10, 2026
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"This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks."
"It's about men, women, choices, friendship, love, last night..."
"Claudia Schiffer - Herself"
"Mariangela Pino - Diane Pazinski"
"Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski"
"Joel Robinson - Omar"
"Reggie Jackson - Himself"
"Christine Ebersole - Regina Polkadots"
"Mike McShane - Professor Keenbean"
"Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee"
"Chelcie Ross - Ferguson"
"Haley Peel - Dot Polkadots"
"John Larroquette - Laurence Van Dough"
"Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury"
"Five buddies, one butler, and a dog on an adventure so big... Even the world's richest kid can't afford to miss it."
"Serena Berman - Young Dot"
"[Last words in the film] Aren't you gonna throw it back?"
"Without the inventions, the butler, and the private fast-food restaurant...he's just a normal 12-year-old billionaire."
"Edward Herrmann - Isaiah Polkadots"
"Not so fast!"
"If I had my choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar."
"[Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle] 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!"
"Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?"
"[to Ferguson] Not me, you imbecile, them!"
"Mr. Van Dough, you're fired!"
"Ben Stein - Economics Teacher"
"[After the laser gun has destroyed her nose on Mount Richmore] Oh, my God! My nose! I look like Michael Jackson!"
"[Last words in the film] Hey, screw. Fetch."
"John Ford Noonan - "Handsome" John Pruitt"
"Calvin Levels - Joe Gipp"
"Vincent D'Onofrio - Dawson"
"George Newbern - Dan Lynch, a college student"
"Keith Coogan - Brad Anderson"
"Anthony Rapp - Daryl Coopersmith"
"Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda"
"Maia Brewton - Sara Anderson"
"Bradley Whitford - Mike Todwell"
"Elisabeth Shue - Chris Parker"
"Clark Johnson - Black Gang Leader"
"John Davis Chandler - Bleak"
"Ron Canada - Graydon, Bleak's second in command"
"Albert Collins - himself; a player in a Chicago Blues club"
"Lolita Davidovich - Sue Ann"
"Nora Dunn - Lindy"
"Charles Martin Smith - Rick Medwick"
"Dan Butler - Wilson Chess"
"Paul Gleason - Kenny Bacon"
"Eugene Levy - Justice of the Peace"
"Kelly Rutherford - Kim"
"Olympia Dukakis - Jeannie, Peter's Secretary"