Wayne's World 2

"I know all seven animal styles: The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey, the Beatle [imitates Ringo Starr]. I will take you."

"[Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show] Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath."

"[At Mikita's, the doughnut shop] And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show." [everyone in donut shop claps]"

"Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell"

"Dana Carvey as Garth Algar"

"Tia Carrere as Cassandra Wong"

"Christopher Walken as Bobby Cahn"

"Kevin Pollak as Jerry Segel"

"Ralph Brown as Del Preston"

"James Hong as Jeff Wong"

"Kim Basinger as Honey Hornée"

"Jim Downey as the dubbed voice of Jeff Wong"

"Chris Farley as Milton"

"Ed O'Neill as Glen"

"Michael A. Nickles as Jim Morrison"

"Larry Sellers as The Naked Indian"

"Frank DiLeo as Frankie "Mr. Big" Sharp"

"Lee Tergesen as Terry, Wayne and Garth's bud"

"Scott Coffey as a heavy metaller"

"Drew Barrymore as Bjergen Kjergen"

"Olivia d'Abo as Betty Jo"

"Charlton Heston as the "good actor" gas station attendant who replaces the "bad actor" Al Hansen"

"Jay Leno as Himself"

"Heather Locklear as Herself"

"Ted McGinley as "Mr. Scream""

"Tim Meadows as Sammy Davis, Jr."

"Robert Smigel and Bob Odenkirk as nerds backstage at the concert"

"Bobby Slayton as the Watermelon Guy"

"Harry Shearer as "Handsome Dan""

"Rip Taylor as Himself"

"Steven Tyler as Himself (lead vocalist of Aerosmith)"

"Joe Perry as Himself (lead guitarist of Aerosmith)"

"Brad Whitford as Himself (rhythm guitarist of Aerosmith)"

"Tom Hamilton as Himself (bassist of Aerosmith)"

"Joey Kramer as Himself (drummer of Aerosmith)"

"Rich Fulcher as Garth's body double when they "travel to London""

"WPIG 95.7 as the Aurora radio station"