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"We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this!""
"[to Solo, after thawing him from the carbonite] Someone who loves you."
"[to Solo, just before he is frozen in carbonite] I love you."
"I happen to like nice men."
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited!"
"I guess you don't know all about women yet."
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herder!"
"[to Solo] I don't know where you get your delusions, laserbrain."
"I would just as soon kiss a Wookiee!"
"This is SOME rescue!"
"[referring to Han Solo] He certainly has courage!"
"[referring to the Millenium Falcon] You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!"
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"Governor Tarkin! I only expected you to be holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
"[via hologram] Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
"Character (n.) handwriting, style of writing: Shakes. Meas. for M. Here is the hand and seal of the Duke. You know the character, I doubt not"
"Hypoglycaemia (n): abnormal reduction of sugar content of the blood — for Diabetes sufferers a condition more difficult to spell than to spot"
"Prosnōpagnoia (n.): the failure of any person to recognize the face of any other person, howsoever recently the aforementioned persons may have mingled in each other's company."
"Examination: trial; test of knowledge and, as also may be hoped, capacity; close inspection (especially med.)"
"Thanatophobia (n): a morbid dread of death, or (sometimes) of the sight of death: a poignant sense of human mortality, almost universal except amongst those living on Olympus."
"Pension: generally understood to mean monies grudgingly bestowed on aging hirelings after a lifetime of occasional devotion to duty"
"Yet always it is those fictional addenda which will effect the true alchemy."
"Almost all modern architecture is farce."
"Be it ever so humble there's no place like home for sending one slowly crackers."
"For coping with even one quarter of that running course known as 'Marathon'—for coping without frequent halts for refreshment or periodic bouts of vomiting—a man has to dedicate one half of his youthful years to quite intolerable training and endurance. Such dedication is not for me."
"Thursday is a bad day. Wednesday is quite a good day. Friday is an even better one. But Thursday, whatever the reason, is a day on which my spirit and my resolution, are at their lowest ebb. Yet even worse is any day of the week upon which, after a period of blessed idleness, I come face to face with the prospect of a premature return to my labours."
"Alibi (adv.): in another place, elsewhere"
"Like Batman, he's motivated by direct personal tragedy, but unlike Batman (most of the time), the men that destroyed his family are alive, known and active criminals. Like Daredevil, Frank Castle looking to clean up the streets of Hell's Kitchen. But unlike Matt Murdock, Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent, Frank doesn't have the skills, influence or education needed to interact with the legal system in any substantive way. Instead, he's just very, very good at killing people, and very, very motivated to do so."
"Frank Castle has spent years exacting vengeance for the deaths of his family by punishing criminals everywhere. His skull insignia inspires fear throughout the underworld. But Punisher's appeal rests on more than his ability to do what the rest of Marvel's heroes won't. He's a tragic figure – even a profoundly selfish one in some ways. The sad truth is that Frank Castle can't survive without killing, and his new job fulfills him in ways his family never could."
"Heidegger, who took Kierkegaard's philosophy further, comes even closer to describing the Punisher: 'Since we can never hope to understand why we're here, if there's even anything to understand, the individual should choose a goal and pursue it wholeheartedly, despite the certainty of death and the meaninglessness of action.' That's sure the Punisher as I conceived him: a man who knows he's going to die and who knows in the big picture his actions will count for nothing, but who pursues his course because this is what he has chosen to do."
"To me, it's disturbing whenever I see authority figures embracing Punisher iconography because the Punisher represents a failure of the Justice system. ... The vigilante anti-hero is fundamentally a critique of the justice system, an example of social failure, so when cops put Punisher skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher skull patches, they're basically sided with an enemy of the system."
"I was fascinated by the Don Pendleton Executioner character, which was fairly popular at the time, and I wanted to do something that was inspired by that, although not to my mind a copy of it. And while I was doing the Jackal storyline, the opportunity came for a character who would be used by the Jackal to make Spider-Man's life miserable. The Punisher seemed to fit."
"I'll say this once, we're not the same. You took an oath to uphold the law. You help people. I gave that up a long time ago. You don't do what I do. Nobody does. You boys need a role model? His name's Captain America, and he'd be happy to have you.... If I find out you are trying to do what I do, I'll come for you next."
"Gerry Conway was writing a script and he wanted a character that would turn out to be a hero later on, and he came up with the name the Assassin. And I mentioned that I didn't think we could ever have a comic book where the hero would be called the Assassin, because there's just too much of a negative connotation to that word. And I remembered that, some time ago, I had had a relatively unimportant character ... [who] was one of [the cosmic antagonist] Galactus' robots, and I had called him the Punisher, and it seemed to me that that was a good name for the character Gerry wanted to write—so I said, 'Why not call him the Punisher?' And, since I was the editor [sic; Lee had been named publisher in 1972], Gerry said, 'Okay.'"
"ledger: Nothing there but lots of double-entry bookkeeping."
"sandwich: It's a double-decker. Too bad it wasn't kept refrigerated."
"portable television: The TV is currently showing a baseball game. Looks like a doubleheader."
"shotgun: It's double-barreled."
"Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read." - "The Fudd"
"Daffy: Don't blame me - the Martian gets one solo cartoon per season. Porky: Your milk and Cappuccino, Captain! Daffy: You forgot my Frescatti! - "K-9 Quarry""
"Yahoo! The grand brassiere is back in business, baby!" - "Pig Planet"
"And it hasn't been the same without you. Although it's been eerily similar." - "Duck Departure"
"Well whataya know, she loves me! That's just the advantage I need." - "The Queen is Wild"
"Idios, Muchaca! We will always have Paris..." - "To Love A Duck"
"That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents." - "The Queen is Wild"
"NO, FORGET IT! I AM COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!! - Gremlins 2: The New Batch"
""Hmf! Well, if I'm not going to star in this cartoon, we might as well start the movie." - Gremlins 2: The New Batch"
"Bugs: Now it's my turn to do an act. Daffy: Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage! - The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie"