Daffy Duck

"...because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! I'm two people in one! A schit - a schit - a SCHITZOPHRENIAC!! - The Prize Pest"

"A SMASHING FRONTAL ATTACK ON ENEMY REAR?! - Draftee Daffy"

"A Methersthmidt. A whole Meth of Mthersthmidts...a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS! - Daffy The Commando"

"ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM!"

"Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! Well I would like - [to the audience] I would like? I would like a trip to Europe. (Back to Canasta) - I would like to introduce myself: Drip-Along Daffy's the name! [pushes hat forward over brow] Drip-Along Daffy"

"Aw, buck up, BB Eyes. Here, have a swig o' swampwater!"

"Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples! Ha ha ha. -- Daffy Duck Hunt"

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!"

"I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible."

"[Daffy has blown himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers] Bugs Bunny: That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it! They want more! Daffy Duck: [as a ghost rising to heaven] I know, I know, but I can only do it once. - Show Biz Bugs"

"[After not being fooled by a fake female duck] 'Taint funny, McGee!"

"Awww! But, Honeybunch! Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff! - Quackodile Tears"

"Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule? - Daffy Duck for President"

"Come on!! Challenge ME!!"

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. - Ali Baba Bunny"

"Daffy Duck he had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had an igloo, E I...E...I...O? - Duck Amuck"

"Don't beat me, massah! Don't whip dis poor ol' body! No!"

"Don't shush me!! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!! -- Daffy Duck Hunt"

"Don't stir yourself, sir! I'll muzzle that inebriated canary! - A Pest in the House"

"Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! [men quietly play cards, unaware of Daffy's pronoucements] Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? [starting to realize no one is caring] Ten thousand head the cattle? [with less and less conviction] Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? [after a pause] Anyone for tennis? [no reaction] Anybody? [changing to personal enjoyment] Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer! - Drip-Along Daffy"

"Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense."

"Gee! Thanks, chum. How'd ya know I like lollipops?"

"Get me a proctologist right away!"

"Gruesome, isn't it?"

"I got him now, I got him now! HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!! -- The Stupor Salesman"

"HEY! What's the matter with me? I'M DUCK TWACY!!! Now to find the gangsters' hideout! - The Great Piggy Bank Robbery"

"Ha ha, it's me again! WOO HOO WOO HOO! - Daffy Duck in Hollywood"

"HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST! [WHACK! His bill bends upwards] - Robin Hood Daffy"

"Hocus pocus. Flippety flam. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!!"

"Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo!"

"H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! HYMIE!!! - Daffy Duck Slept Here"

"I am a duck bent on self-preservation. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"I can't stand pain, it hurts me! -- The Abominable Snow Rabbit"

"I'm allergic to pain, save me!"

"It's mine, ya understand? Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I'm rich! I'm a happy miser! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward. - Ducking The Devil"

"I think you're pretty tough, don't I?!"

"[film sticks between frames NOW what? [from the upper frame] What are you doing down there? "Down here? What are you doing up there? [mockingly motioning to the audience] DOWN here." [upper Daffy pulls up lower Daffy and the frames align properly] Listen, bub, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss! Don't let that bother ya, Jack! Okay, buddy! You asked for it! -- Duck Amuck"

"I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. WOO HOO!"

"I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"[When Daffy Duck of warner Brothers engages in a musical piano duel with Donald Duck of Walt Disney] This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities. -- What Makes Daffy Duck?"

"Of course you realize, this means war."

"Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck When a hunter shoots his gun at me, A BANG BANG BANG [tap tap tap] When a hunter shoots his gun at me, he's just out of luck!"

"Oh brother, I'm a buzzboy! -- Duck Amuck"

"Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction"

"Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. Oh, the little man from the dee-de-du-DRAFTBOARD!?! -- Draftee Daffy"

"Daffy: Don't let it worry ya, Skipper. I'm just a crazy, darn fool duck. Hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... - Porky's Duck Hunt"