"Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food, little baby? [points his gun at the baby] Well, how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?"

"Mitch Cohen - The Toxic Avenger"

"What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"

"Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might, get ya asses home all intact."

"[to the Mayor] You fat slob! Let's see if you've got any guts. [he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts] Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste."

"Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fuckin' faggots!"

"I owe you for the other night, monster faggot! So now we're gonna give you six new assholes. Compliments of me, Cigar Face!"

"[as he kills Mrs. Haskell] Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!"

"All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!"

"Jennifer Babtist - Wanda"

"Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!"

"Gerrit Graham - Beef"

"The most highly acclaimed horror phantasy of our time."

"He sold his soul for rock 'n' roll."

"Paul Williams - Swan"

"He's been maimed and framed, beaten, robbed, and mutilated. But they still can't keep him from the woman he loves."

"All souls last forever So we need never fear goodbye."

"In time, we kiss … Hello."

"William Finley - Winslow Leach/The Phantom"

"The music made him do it!"

"Our love is an old love, baby. It's older than all our years. I have seen in strange young eyes Familiar tears."

"We're old souls in a new life baby. They gave us a new life To live and learn."

"Our paths have crossed and parted, This love affair was started Long, long ago. This love survives the ages In its story lives are pages Fill them up, may ours turn slow."

"I'm not a screamer. I'm a singer."

"Jessica Harper - Phoenix"

"But I'm innocent! Swan stole my music and framed me!"

"Never sing my music again. Not here, not anywhere. Do you understand? Never again. My music is for Phoenix. Only she can sing it. Anyone else who tries, dies!"

"Our love is a strong love, baby. We give it all And still receive."

"Winslow, what a foolish thing to do. Didn't you read your contract closely? See where it says Terms of Agreement, can you read what it says? "This contract terminates with Swan." No more suicides, Winslow, you gave up your right to rest in peace when you signed this contract."

"Saturday, November 19, 1953. Today I have decided to kill myself. Being the greatest showman of my time, I am recording live for the Swan archives. Why? Simple, I'm getting old. Oh, I can't bear it. To see this beautiful face ravaged by the forces of time? If I can't be young forever, I'd rather end it all — now."

"Look at yourself. Look at yourself!"

"Get this fag out of here."

"Your voice, remember? You promised me your voice! Our contract, remember?"

"George Memmoli - Arnold Philbin"

"All my dreams are lost and I can't sleep. Sleep alone could ease my mind. All my tears are dry and I can't weep. Old emotions may they rest in peace and dream. Dream a bunch of friends. Rest in peace and dream. Dream it never ends."

"Assumpta Serna - Lirio"

"William Newman - Street Preacher"

"Brenda Strong - Doctor"

"Breckin Meyer - Mitt"

"Nathaniel Marston - Trey"

"Helen Shaver - Grace Downs"

"Exorcise your rites."