Criminal Comedy Films

"Carmen Electra — Stacey"

"Amy Smart — Holly"

"Jason Bateman — Kevin"

"Juliette Lewis — Kitty"

"Fred Williamson — Captain Doby"

"Vince Vaughn — Reese"

"Will Ferrell (uncredited) — Big Earl"

"Patton Oswalt — Disco DJ"

"Brande Roderick — Heather"

"Terry Crews — Porter"

"Molly Sims — Mrs. Feldman"

"Chris Penn — Manetti"

"Big Earl: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird... 2 dragons."

"Goodbye, heroes!"

"Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on.""

"If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize."

"Coke: it costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money... Do you think Kitty's free?"

"I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all."

"Look what the wind blew in."

"That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?"

"Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bent, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bent. It's lighter."

"I found yo' nine-iron, bitch."

"It's a '76, won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people who know some people that rob some people."

"I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do."

"[ducking] That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man... And he's got knives. Goddamn."

"[drunk in Huggy's bar, talking to another customer] Ruin me! He didn't care if he got ruined, that was the whole point of the episode."

"I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat 'em? join 'em! Besides, a lot of cops worry about the wrong thing - crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno."

"Do it, Do it."

"It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8."

"I am not...my MOTHER!!!!"

"That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans."

"A little word of advice: next time you're watching a place, don't claim that you own it just because you're watching it, OK? I house sit for my sister all the time; it's not like I claim that I own her house, ya know what I mean?"

"[kid throws a knife and hits Starsky] Ow! Oh, mama! What is your problem?"

"Come on cap, don't drag Hutch into this. It was me, I shot the pony."

"[After accidentally shooting a horse] Are you OK, little pony?"

"When I house sit for my sister I don't claim it's my house."

"Stop shooting my car!"

"In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine."

"Snoop Dogg — Huggy Bear"

"Owen Wilson — Hutch"

"Ben Stiller — Starsky"

"Good Cops. Bad Hair."

"Crimebustin's a joint effort."

"Always on the lookout for a big bust."

"Tough on crime. Easy on the eye."

"The original partners in crime."

"They're the man."

"Dancin' Rick: This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights."

"I could wind up floating on the bottom of the Hudson."

"The death of Mona Dearly wasn't so much a whodunnit, as a who didn't."