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April 10, 2026
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"Hold on, Towfield, you're wrinklin' my good luck ban-dan-na."
"I'll never forget you, Hermine. You was the first woman I didn't have to pay for."
"J. B. Friend as Additional Fireman"
"Bernie Friedman as Additional Fireman"
"Hermine: [to Henry Moon just prior to his hanging] You was the best I ever had... 'cept maybe for that circus fella."
"Well, I ain't no slab of meat to be auctioned off, but what the hell? Fine by me."
"Saved from the hangman, for a fate worse than death!"
"Bert Kittel as Fireman #2"
"Dru-Ann Chuckran as Chic's Wife"
"Tim Kazurinsky as Pa Greavy"
"Tino Insana as Perry Greavy"
"Igors Gavon as Chic"
"P. L. Brown as Police Officer #1"
"Cathy Moriarty as Ramona"
"Dan Aykroyd as Vic"
"Kathryn Walker as Enid Keese"
"I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really."
"This is crazy... but there's something so right about it."
"God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?"
"John Belushi as Earl Keese (final film role)"
"We might have a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?""
"Henry Judd Baker as Police Officer #2"
"We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it."
"Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?"
"Hey, Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY."
"Stay here on the outer limits of the dead zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry, folks, but you can color us gone."
"Lauren-Marie Taylor as Elaine Keese"
"We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP."
"Sherman G. Lloyd as Fireman #1 (DOC)"
"Carla Gallo as Paula Faldt"
"Craig Roberts as Assjuice"
"Ike Barinholtz as Jimmy Blevins"
"Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scoonie"
"Dave Franco as Pete Regazolli"
"Family vs. frat"
"The battle for the street begins."
"Seth Rogen as Mac Radner"
"[after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay."
"Zac Efron as Teddy Sanders"
"Mekai Curtis as Paul, Alexander's friend"
"Donald Glover as Greg"
"Joel Johnstone as Logan"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Ms. Suggs"
"Toni Trucks as Steph"
"Sidney Fullmer as Becky Gibson"
"Bella Thorne as Celia"
"Samantha Logan as Heather"
"Megan Mullally as Nina"
"Jennifer Garner as Kelly Cooper, Alexander’s mother"