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"Un-bird me right now!"
"Jeffrey Tambor - Georgy Malenkov, Deputy General Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party"
"A modern soldier's greatest fear? It's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!"
"We have different skillsets. That’s what makes us such a great team."
"I miss my hands..."
"Casey Roberts as Launch Control Voice"
"Randy Trager as Terrance"
"Reba McEntire as Joy Jenkins"
"Paul Whitehouse - Anastas Mikoyan, Minister of Labor"
"Andreyev: Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency!"
"I thank the Union for bringing me so many devoted wives who fuck like sewing machines."
"Rashida Jones as Marcie Kappel"
"Guess it's time to introduce myself."
"[to his dog] Uncle Nicky's going to be dead if he doesn't get a move on, isn't he? Yes, he is!"
"Time for a cowboy movie. Who's in my posse?"
"I've always been loyal to Stalin, always. These arrests were authorized by Stalin...but Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership, and that is true loyalty...however, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong. Could we not do the same, and stick to what we believed in?...No. It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs within the beliefs of the collective leadership...which I have now...done."
"What took you so long, you fucking walk here?"
"My father's going to die. I'm going to have you to look after me. I mean, I may as well just shoot myself like Mother."
"I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in."
"[to Beria's burning corpse] I will bury you in history! You hear me, you fat fucker? You smell like rendered horse, you burning asshole..."
"Could you do me a favor and nod as I'm speaking to you? People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on."
"[drunk] Foreigners, a vile crime has been perpetrated! Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain and sent it to America! And these traitors, sucking the cocks and balls - sucking the cocks and balls - of Zionist... New York... New York Zionist queers in petticoats. Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves!"
"Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?"
"The Thick of It"
"Simon Russell Beale - Lavrentiy Beria, Minister of the Interior"
"What happens in the submarine stays in the submarine."
"Paul Kvinsland as Himself."
"Cameron Boyce as Hunter."
"Garrett Ryan as Rockford "Rocky" Zang."
"Jackson Odell as Zeke."
"Sharon Sachs as Mrs. Birnbaum."
"Ashley Boettcher as Jessica Finch."
"Robert Costanzo as Mr. Birnbaum."
"Heather Graham as Aunt Opal Moody."
"Janet Varney as Mrs. Kate Moody."
"Kristoffer Winters as Mr. Richard Moody."
"Parris Mosteller as James "Stink" Moody."
"Jaleel White as Mr. Todd."
"I'm sorry but I'm afraid we need this bike."
"Jordana Beatty as Judy Moody."
"Preston Bailey as Franklin "Frank" Pearl."
"No one in this family has any imagination!"
"Taylar Hender as Amy Namey."
"Can't, I'm busy on Tuesdays... from now, until always."
"Bobbi Sue Luther as Young Woman in movie."
"You call THAT driving?!"
"Hunter King as Priscilla Granger."
"Burt Kwouk - Cato"
"Reginald Beckwith - Receptionist"
"Ann Lynn - Dudu"