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"Christina Ricci - Kate Flax"
"Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax"
"Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long!"
"[Charlotte is praying at a shrine she has made in her room to the Virgin Mary] Charlotte, we're Jewish."
"[to Charlotte as she goes out to spend time with Joe] Don't do anything I wouldn't doβ¦[pause] Or don't do anything I would!"
"[to her sister] Act your age, not your shoe size."
"[Charlotte has a newfound obsession with Greek mythology] Charlotte, we're Jewish."
"[wanting a glass of wine] Hit me, Sergeant!"
"A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is "hors d'oeurves". "Fun Finger Foods" is her main source book and that's all the woman cooks. Anything more, she says, is too big a commitment."
"[narrating] Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior."
"I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!"
"[everyone in town is stricken by the news of President Kennedy's assassination] It feels like there isn't a single adult left on the entire planet."
"So Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. Do they wear underwear in the shower? [narrating] I don't believe I said that."
"Oh, I'm going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!"
"Cher - Rachel Flax"
"Mom Is Many Things...Normal Isn't One of Them."
"OK, I've had a little scotch...I'm real calm."
"The Square is a sanctuary of trust and caring. Within it we all share equal rights and obligations."
"If you place an object in a museum does that make this object a piece of art?"
"Born in pain, live in fear, die alone."
"Claes Bang - Christian"
"Elisabeth Moss - Anne"
"Christopher Læssø - Michael"
"Dominic West - Julian"
"Terry Notary - Oleg Rogozjin"
"Dennis Haysbert - Max "The Hammer" DuBois"
"Toshi Shioya - Yoji Nishimura"
"Toshizo Fujiwara - Ryoh Mukai, Chunichi Dragons No 2"
"Aya Takahashi - Hiroko Uchiyama"
"Ken Takakura - Uchiyama"
"[in Japanese talking to players during a lull in training] I would like to apologize to you all. From now on, I would like to make an effort, to be a real member of the team. And between us, I'd like to build... a chopstick [Yoji signals him to speak that last one differently] ..an edge. A bridge? Build a bridge of friendship. [bows deeply to the team]"
"He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since Godzilla."
"An inspirational baseball movie."
"Tom Selleck - Jack Elliot"
"Vic Polizos β Lt. Ward"
"Danelle Wilson β Duffy"
"Andrea McArdle β Star-To-Be"
"Nanea Miyata β July"
"Marissa Rago β Pepper"
"Dennis Howard β The President"
"Erin Adams β Tessie"
"Sarah Hyland β Molly"
"Ernie Sabella β Mr. Bundles"
"Lalaine β Kate"
"Chester and Chip β Sandy"
"Kathy Bates β Miss Hannigan"
"Alan Cumming β Rooster"
"Kristin Chenoweth β Lily"
"Lois de Banzie - Eleanor Roosevelt"
"Geoffrey Holder - Punjab"