"Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! [men quietly play cards, unaware of Daffy's pronoucements] Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? [starting to realize no one is caring] Ten thousand head the cattle? [with less and less conviction] Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? [after a pause] Anyone for tennis? [no reaction] Anybody? [changing to personal enjoyment] Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer! - Drip-Along Daffy"

"Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense."

"Gee! Thanks, chum. How'd ya know I like lollipops?"

"Get me a proctologist right away!"

"Gruesome, isn't it?"

"I got him now, I got him now! HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!! -- The Stupor Salesman"

"HEY! What's the matter with me? I'M DUCK TWACY!!! Now to find the gangsters' hideout! - The Great Piggy Bank Robbery"

"Ha ha, it's me again! WOO HOO WOO HOO! - Daffy Duck in Hollywood"

"HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST! [WHACK! His bill bends upwards] - Robin Hood Daffy"

"Hocus pocus. Flippety flam. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!!"

"Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo!"

"H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! HYMIE!!! - Daffy Duck Slept Here"

"I am a duck bent on self-preservation. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"I can't stand pain, it hurts me! -- The Abominable Snow Rabbit"

"I'm allergic to pain, save me!"

"It's mine, ya understand? Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I'm rich! I'm a happy miser! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward. - Ducking The Devil"

"I think you're pretty tough, don't I?!"

"[film sticks between frames NOW what? [from the upper frame] What are you doing down there? "Down here? What are you doing up there? [mockingly motioning to the audience] DOWN here." [upper Daffy pulls up lower Daffy and the frames align properly] Listen, bub, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss! Don't let that bother ya, Jack! Okay, buddy! You asked for it! -- Duck Amuck"

"I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. WOO HOO!"

"I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"[When Daffy Duck of warner Brothers engages in a musical piano duel with Donald Duck of Walt Disney] This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities. -- What Makes Daffy Duck?"

"Of course you realize, this means war."

"Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck When a hunter shoots his gun at me, A BANG BANG BANG [tap tap tap] When a hunter shoots his gun at me, he's just out of luck!"

"Oh brother, I'm a buzzboy! -- Duck Amuck"

"Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction"

"Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. Oh, the little man from the dee-de-du-DRAFTBOARD!?! -- Draftee Daffy"

"Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney. When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite! Good evening, frieeeeeeeends... -- Boobs in the Woods"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!!"

"Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that's the way he wants to play?"

"OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Sittin' on eggs is out! O-W-T Out!""

"Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gun powder, and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?! It's fiddler crab season! [to himself] What have I done? When did I take the wrong turn? -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"Silence is Foo!"

"Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an arc-deviation to here. Then following the Great Circle several radiolubes south by down-east. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigal compass to here, here and then to here, and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus going four million light years and THUS to our destination. - Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century"

"[on a distant island] Hey, come here, come here! Gimme a closeup! A closeup! [frame closes around him, still distant] This is a closeup? [pause] A closeup, ya jerk! A closeup! [camera zooms to Daffy's eyes; walking away from the camera] Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. -- Duck Amuck"

"There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks aren't going to like it! -- Drip-Along Daffy"

""Is that all"?! There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do...but blow his brains out, which he did. [BANG!!] It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel"

"Very sporting of the little black duck -- Daffy Doodles"

"WATCH IT, BUB!!"

"Well, I guess I'm the goat. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"Well what'y'a know! He's colder than a foundered flounder!"