"No, and it's actually really rare that you get completely free rein. You know, normally any character you do, you know, it has its own constraints. Your character earns a certain salary, lives in a certain area, you know, maybe has kids, sends them to school, whatever. But, no, with something like the devil, I mean, really you can go completely berserk.¬"

"As you know, I am Cyrus West. Now, first of all, let me tell you that you're all a bunch of bastards."

"If I were crazy, I'd be a much better designer."

"Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons."

"Brenda Cavendish - Judith Browns"

"Geoffrey Burridge - Harry Berman"

"Will Leighton - Joseph"

"Frank Singuineau - Ted"

"Sydney Bromley - Alf"

"Paul Kember - Sergeant McManus"

"Frank Oz - Mr. Collins"

"Don McKillop - Inspector Villiers"

"Michael Carter - Gerard Bringsley"

"John Woodvine - Dr. J. S. Hirsch"

"Jenny Agutter — Nurse Alex Price"

"Griffin Dunne — Jack Goodman"

"David Naughton — David Kessler"

"A masterpiece of terror."

"Something different."

"From the director of Animal House... Comes a different kind of animal."

"If the villagers believe that Jack Goodman was killed by a werewolf, why shouldn't David? And then it follows, that if he survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn't he himself become a werewolf at the next full moon? Oh, I don't mean running about on all fours and howling at the moon; but, in such a deranged state he might harm himself. Perhaps other people."

"[while transforming] I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack!"

"[voiceover, after getting high] I need to get some more pot. I'm running out. Then I need to get laid. Where the fuck was Lauren tonight? That Lara girl was kind of hot. I could bang her and feel good about it. But I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why? It would just ruin my illusion of her purity. Whoa, is that really what I want? [pause] I need to get laid. [sniffs] Then I need to get more pot. I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex. I wonder if she comes easily. Or at all. I won't go to a bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter. Hm, I'm hungry."

"Ron Jeremy Hyatt - the Piano Player"

"Clare Kramer - Candice"

"Joel Michaely - Raymond"

"Jay Baruchel - Harry"

"Theresa Wayman - "Food Service Girl""

"Fred Savage - Marc"

"Eric Stoltz - Mr. Lance Lawson"

"Faye Dunaway - Mrs. Eve Denton"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Mitchell Allen"

"Clifton Collins, Jr. - Rupert Guest"

"Kip Pardue - Victor Johnson"

"Kate Bosworth - Kelly"

"Jessica Biel - Lara Holleran"

"Ian Somerhalder - Paul Denton"

"Russell Sams - Richard 'Dick' Jared"

"Swoosie Kurtz — Mimi Jared"

"Shannyn Sossamon — Lauren Hynde"

"James Van Der Beek — Sean Bateman"

"Rules Are Made to Be Broken"

"From the Corrupt Minds That Brought You 'Pulp Fiction' and 'American Psycho.'"

"Past Perfect. Present Tense. Future Uncertain."

"There Are No Rules"

"We all run on instinct."

"Victor Johnson: I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."

"[voiceover] Three months later, the handsome dunce was having an affair with a friend of mine. Within a year he was a full-blown queen and telling people I couldn't get it up. Luck has nothing to do with anything."