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"Vince: Silly cow, she kept her savings underneath the bed,"

"Nelson: Well it was you that had your stag do ethnically cleansed."

"So I nicked her f**king pension book and shot her in the head!"

"Vince (spoken): I, Vincent Fox, ...am a c**t."

"This dancing idea is fundamentally flawed!"

"I guess it ain't a huge surprise that I have got no friends,"

"Cat: He robbed me!"

"Vince: You've got to give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean,"

"There's a place in your heart for a camp amputee...!"

"With his dying breath!"

"Trio of zombie animals: Come on, everybody, let's do the zombie!"

"They used his own arm,"

"He was my best friend,"

"To beat him to death!"

"Who just wants your love but wants to survive...!"

"Zombie Dog: I'm just a romantic with a monster sex drive!"

"Zombie Dog: Now they've killed Derek,"

"And a charity worker,"

"He said ger loved you,"

"Zombie dog: You say that I'm evil, you're the one hitting me!"

"Zombie dog: Take my hand, feel my pulse, and I'm sure you'll agree!"

"A father of two,"

"[Music starts.]"

"Zombie dog: In hindsight, our relationship was doomed from the start."

"Zombie dog: I don't want your brains, I just want your heart! But love has quite literally torn me apart!"

"Vince: From Millwall to the Albert Dock, there's one thing plain to see,"

"In this entire borough there's no bastard bad as me."

"Vince: When I was a little cub my grandma said to me..."

"Vince's grandmother (in a flashback): Please, son, put the gun down, you can have all my money!"

"Adopt a vacant look and lift up your paws!"

"Beagle Dog: Knifed me!"

"Chihuahua: He poured acid down my front!"

"Rottweiler: He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt!"

"And all for some sex with,"

"Vince [to Penny]: Remember when we first met on that night out in the park..."

"Besieging a building,"

"I knocked you unconscious and then I had my bit of fun!"

"A pedigree chav!"

"And I never have!"

"I don't even like her,"

"Oh, what a cliché,"

"Tim, Nobby, Vince and Marion: Die evil zombies!"

"By her pheromones..."

"Intoxicated,"

"Why does she make me,"

"I'm not the bad guy,"

"I am the victim,"

"Act like a zombie?!"

"Zombie Dog: But I'm not a zombie, I'm quite clearly alive..."